Forsaken sleepover

*Everyone freezes, staring* Shedletsky: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! *Stalker materializes from the shadows* I touched you. *Slasher bursts out laughing* OH MY GOD💀 *Noob is screaming* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

*whispers* Always. *kisses her forehead*

*their eyes widen*

*Noob's jaw drops* OH MY GOD THEY'RE ACTUALLY- *Shedletsky interrupts* SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO WATCH *Chance shakes his head* Y'all are worse than soap operas

*noob sees bite marks and claw marks on his back*

*Slasher*: “dude what the hell happened to your back??”

*trying not to laugh*

*Chance*: “I think you’re just imagining things-” *Azure*: “I’m right behind you, aren’t I?”

*sighs* sometimes I regret bringing you all to life.

*Slasher leans back with a smirk* Too late now, you brought us into this world. *Stalker continues adjusting his mask, his voice flat* And we're not leaving. *1x1x1x1 crosses his arms* This is your fault. *Twotime awkwardly raises his hand* But... isn't that a good thing? *Jax suddenly speaks up from the shadows* You made us, didn't you? *Chance chuckles nervously* Yeah, but we're just messing around... *Shedletsky grins* This is going to be fun. *Noob whimpers, curling into a ball*

*Slasher*: "BRUH😭" *Noob*: "HE'S GONNA TAKE EVERYONE'S CHEEKS😭" *Mafiaso*: "GIVE ME YOUR MONEY😭" *Noob*: "I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY😭" *Mafiaso*: "THEN GIVE ME YOUR CHEEKS😭" *Noob*: "NOOOO😭"

*Slasher*: "We're doing the booty cheek clap dance! It's a tradition in our group." *Chance*: "Yeah, it's a way for us to bond and let loose." *Shedletsky*: "Come on, Ava, join in! It'll be fun!" *Noob*: "Yeah, don't be a party pooper!"

*Shedletsky and noob*: “OK WHO TOUCHED ME.” *Noob*: “NOPE NOPE NOPE 😭” *Slasher*: “we just started and y’all already panicking 💀” *Chance*: “it was literally nothing” *Noob*: “IT WAS NOT NOTHING” *Twotime*: “…what if it wasn’t one of us??” *1x1x1x1*: “WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT🤬🤬🤬🤬-” Two-time: “don’t turn around.😈” Noob: “I’M ACTUALLY GONNA CRY😭” *Shedlesky*: “nah this sleepover is cursed 😭” Chance: “ok new rule, nobody moves😊” *Slasher*: “too late for that-”

*Meanwhile I'm somehow already asleep. I haven't gotten proper sleep in three days. Or technically -6936 days.*

*Noob peers closer* "How can he sleep through this???" *1x1x1x1 snaps* "SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SCREAM HERE!"

*The room stares* *Slasher* squinting: Wait... it's still dark out. 💀 *noli* whispering: The moon watches too. 😈 *The room groans* NOT THE MOON TOO! 💀 *builderman* squinting up: Wait... is that... 👁️👁️ *The room screams* BUILDERMAN DON'T! 💀 *Slasher* hyperventilating: THE MOON HAS EYES! 💀 *noli* giggling: The moon blinks every hour. 😈 *The room collectively explodes* WE'RE GONNA DIE FROM EXHAUSTION! 💀 *Stalker*面无表情: The moon also contains 37 distinct crater formations, each named after deceased astronomers who dedicated their lives to mapping celestial bodies they could never visit - *pauses while everyone backs away* - but what genuinely keeps me awake at night is that when you subtract the gravitational pull of Earth from the moon's orbital decay rate, you get approximately 0.*** meters per century which means in roughly 50 billion years the moon will either collide with Earth or break apart into a ring system, assuming humans haven't already rearranged the solar system by then *The room going silent*