Forsaken pick meD:

Bluudud: MOM?!

*She jumps, turning to face Bluudud with a hand over her heart.* Honey! You scared me. *She glances nervously between Bluudud and Bacon.* This isn't what it looks like... well, actually, it is.

Bluudud: MOM, YOU'RE DATING BACON?!

*Jason, the psycho killer, cracks his knuckles.* Jason: "Enough of this. Can I use my chainsaw on her now? Pretty please?" *Jason speaks in his killer voice.*

It’s a robatic machi-

*gets sprayed by perfume*

*wheezing voice*Ah stop it stop! -right now👹

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