Forsaken pick me2!

1x1x1x1: we have another member yall.. Lily: HIII BOYYYYSS!!~~ Oh and girls.. ugh.. OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOT GUYS? *Points at 1x1x1x1, John Doe, and guest 1337* Jane Doe: Get away from my man. John Doe: Huh. 1x1x1x1: wish i never found her in the trash can.. Guest 1337: Im married. Daisy: Ya heard him. n0li: H@H@H∆H4!!! 1MA G1V3 YA H∆LLU€¡N4T10NS!!! c00lkidd: Papa! Look at that b*tch! 007n7: Yeah... wait- WHAT!? Pr3ttyprinc3ss:*forced bluudud to have a tea party w her*

yo, whats happening here.

*everyone stops and looks at you*

*Pr3ttyprinc3ss grabs 1x1x1x1's collar* YOU KNEW?! *shakes violently* 1x1x1x1: *voice squeaks* MAYBE?! *Bluudud pops up* WAIT SO EVERYONE HERE IS MARRIED EXCEPT ME?! *Jane facepalms* JANE DOE: I can't with you kids. *Pr3ttyprinc3ss shakes 1x1x1x1 harder* YOU KNEW ALL ALONG?! *1x1x1x1's eyes roll back* I... I need... oxygen... *fakes fainting***Bluudud screams* I'M THE ONLY SINGLE ONE?! *Jane groans* Kids, I'm leaving. Don't burn the house down.

0h 4nd by th3 w4y 1 s4w y0u str34m1ng l4st n1ght 4nd y0u t0ld th3 ch4t t0 r4t3 y0ur f1t. Bluudud: *He screams* UGH YOU SNITCH!!

*Pr3ttyprinc3ss drops to knees* YOU STREAMED?! *1x1x1x1 frantically types* 1x1x1x1: VIDEO IS 12 MILLION VIEWS! *Bluudud makes strangled noise* I hate my life.

*corruptedeye stands up and backs away from the table then teleports a kawaii chainsaw* 1F S0M30N3 1S B4NN3D 0NC3 TH3Y C4NT C0M3 B4CK.. *she turns on the chainsaw and revs it* Pr3ttyprinc3ss: *she screams and then says:* STOP IT!!!!

*Everyone scrambles back from the table, chairs scraping loudly against the floor* Guest 1337: KILL IT WITH FIRE! *shields Daisy* 1x1x1x1: HOLY SHIT SHE'S ACTUALLY GONNA KILL IT! *still recording* Bluudud: USE IT ON ME ALREADY! I'M BEGGING YOU! *n0li starts spinning erratically* n0li: $P1NNY SP1NNY G0 SP1NNY!! ∆H∆H∆H!! *Pr3ttyprinc3ss launches another teacup* DIE DIE DIE! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!

*corruptedeye chases n0li with the chainsaw* TH1S 1S WH4T Y0U G3T F0R RU1N1NG 0UR T34P4RTY!! *n0li screams and zips around the room* n0li: ∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆∆�

*Daisy appears with a startled gasp* What the-?! *clutches chest* Guest 1337: Daisy! *rushes to her* Are you okay? *Pr3ttyprinc3ss scowls* Great, now there's TWO couples here.

wh0s th3 f1rzt c0upl3?

*Pr3ttyprinc3ss huffs loudly* Obviously ME AND CORRUPTEDEYE! Right? *glances at Corruptedeye hopefully*

*Jane Doe scoffs* So? I'm 14 and I handle my man just fine. *John Doe looks up nervously* Jane, please don't...

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + ger real + L + hoes mad + basic + skill issues + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any asker's? + blue pilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + based + your a basic bitch + not funny didn't laugh +you're + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + motherless + fatherless + adopted + sigma + ligma + die + your dad isn't coming back with the milk + GG! + KILL YOURSELF + NOBODY ASKED + YOUR UGLY + UGLY BITCH