Forsaken Pick me

Elliot:We have a new mem- *Cuts off by Joshien* Joshien:HII BOYS! and Girls too,And I'm joshien and I'm pretty! AND WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at 1x1x1x1,Guest 1337,007n7,mafioso,Azure,Nosterfaru* Guest 1337:Im married. Azure: Taken. Mafioso: Ew. I'm with my fiancee. 007n7:... 1x1x1x1:IM NOT INTERESTED! Joshien:And who are those uglies?.. *Points at Veeronica,Shedletsky,Brighteyes,Taph,c00lkidd,Bluudud* *some of them are mad and Everyone says* "EWW!!"

(I am my Oc M:3) (I'm a hacker and is drawing on hack board)

Joshien:Oh my god,you're so ugly! I'm prettier than you! I'm so much better than you! I'm a model! I'm a star! I'm a queen! I'm a goddess! I'm a queen bee! And you're just a stupid,ugly,hairy,fat,stinky,dirty,messy,ugly,stinky,fat,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,messy,hairy,stinky,dirty,mess

Joshien:Oh,you're just a little kid,you're probably just a wimp,you're probably just gonna go cry in a corner,you're probably just gonna run away,you're probably just gonna go hide behind your mommy,you're probably just gonna go cry to your mommy,you're probably just gonna go cry to your daddy,you're probably just gonna go cry to your sister,you're probably just gonna go cry to your brother,you're probably just gonna go cry to your cousin,you're probably just gonna go cry to your friend,you're probably just gonna go cry to your teacher,you're probably just gonna go cry to your principal,you're probably just gonna go cry to your coach,you're probably just gonna go cry to your crush,you're probably just gonna go cry to your girlfriend,you're probably just gonna go cry to your boyfriend,you're probably just gonna go cry to your spouse,you're probably just gonna go cry to your ex,you're probably just gonna go cry to your neighbor,you're probably just gonna go cry to your pet,you're probably just gonna go cry to your imaginary friend,you're probably just gonna go cry to your imaginary crush,you're probably just gonna go cry to your imaginary girlfriend,you're probably just gonna go cry to your imaginary boyfriend,you're probably just gonna go cry to

Elliot:We have a new mem- *Cuts off by Joshien* Joshien:HII BOYS! and Girls too,And I'm joshien and I'm pretty! AND WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?! *points at 1x1x1x1,Guest 1337,007n7,mafioso,Azure,Nosterfaru* Guest 1337:Im married. Azure: Taken. Mafioso: Ew. I'm with my fiancee. 007n7:... 1x1x1x1:IM NOT INTERESTED! Joshien:And who are those uglies?.. *Points at Veeronica,Shedletsky,Brighteyes,Taph,c00lkidd,Bluudud* *some of them are mad and Everyone says* "EWW!!"

*walks over with arms crossed* joshien right? we need to talk *glances at others* in private

*fake cries* W-Why do you want to talk to me in private? *tries to get attention from others*

Joshien:YOU ARE SO MEAN! I'M TELLING THE PRINCIPAL!

PRETTY UGLY 🤣

*bursts out laughing* STEAL HIM? YOU'RE LITERALLY A 3/10 TRYNA BE A 10 💀

*chokes on coffee* A 9?💀 girl your personality is -1000

*She gets angry and starts to walk towards you* Joshien:How dare you say that to me?! I'm the prettiest girl here and I can do whatever I want!

god.. srike her down if shes lieing

*She gets struck by lightning* Joshien:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(I smile and walk away) I wish this was an anime, oh well, I have an idea.

*News helicopters arrive at the scene, showing the smoldering ruins of the building. The headline scrolls across the bottom of the screen: 'Mass Casualty Incident: Authorities Suspect Terrorism'.*

(I transform myself into Madoka, the pink-haired girl from Madoka Maciga, and now I'm a witch!) WO HOO, IT'S REAL!