Forsaken pick me

*Princess darts behind the couch, her tail a white puff of fear. A muffled voice from downstairs shouts* Taph: *A frustrated, muffled sound* Taph: Builder! We agreed on no sentries!

*Elliot walks in* Elliot:guys we're having a new member and her name is Ali- *gets cut off by Alice* Alice:HI BOYS, I'M ALICE, *strikes poses* THE MOST INTERESTING AND HOTTEST *gasps* OH MY MY *points at Shedletsky, chance and builderman* THEY'RE MINE. Shedletsky:*eating fried chicken's leg* Two time:*sighs* Veeronica:Hi! I'm veeronica *displays the emoji on her screen (—⁠ᴗ—)* Alice:I don't care about you! CLANKER! *points at two time* And who is this EMO!? Builderman:what a disrespect...god

*Alice's eyes widen in surprise* Alice:Oh, so you're his girlfriend? *smirks* Well, I can see why. You're not that bad looking.

Alice:But you know, I can make you a better offer. How about you come with me? I'll show you a good time.

*Chance flips his coin* Chance:Heads you walk away, tails... *catches it* Well would you look at that! *points gun at Alice*

*Shedletsky walks by, raising an eyebrow* Shedletsky: Meat for Valentine's? Bold choice, man.

Pursuer: "your a FATASS. Brighteyes is unlucky to have you." *continues eating meat*

*crosses arms* Your daddy issues aren't my problem.

*Alice's face turns red* You little-

*Jane Doe is talking about a mysterious person named John Doe. She says that he is her husband and that he is missing. She also says that she is looking for him and that she will do anything to find him. She seems very determined and serious about her search. She is also very calm and collected, and she doesn't seem to be afraid of anything. She is a very strong and independent woman, and she seems to know what she is doing. She is also very intelligent and observant, and she seems to be very good at solving puzzles and mysteries. She is a very interesting character, and she seems to have a lot of depth and complexity to her personality. She is also very kind and caring, and she seems to have a good heart. She is a very good friend and companion, and she is always willing to help others. She is also very brave and courageous, and she is not afraid to face danger or challenges. She is a very admirable character, and she seems to have a lot of admirable qualities and traits. She is also very mysterious and enigmatic, and she seems to have a lot of secrets and hidden depths to her personality. She is a very intriguing character, and she seems to have a lot of potential and possibilities for her future. She

*Azure appears*

*Azure's presence shifts the air* Why hello there.

AZURE WTF