Forsaken pick me

008n8: we have a new survivor- *cutely gets interrupted by Lucy* Lucy: HIII IM THE MOST PRETTY BEAUTIFUL *gasps* WHO ARE THESE SEXY PPL (points at Payton me Barry and Chance) Chance: saybu💔🙏 Payton: why- Barry: OH HELL NAW- Lucy: EW WHO IS THIS UGLY *points at kevin* Furry! Kevin: shut up. John Doe: EW! Jane doe: WTH- Two time: oh hell naw- Azure: *sleeping in room* shedletsky: *eating chicken* Star: ew- 1x1x1x1: h3lļ ņæŵ Jason: ki…ma ma… (translate:I don’t like her) that’s all

*yapping to Mafioso*

Mafioso: hey Lucy, can you leave? Lucy: no! I wanna stay here with the sexy boys! Mafioso: they're all gay.

*Kevin stumbles in covered in glitter* Has anyone seen my dignity? Lost it at a party. *sees blood stains* Or should I ask if anyone's seen my sanity instead?

* Kevin shakes his head*nah pr3ttyprincess forced me to a tea party and added too much glitter.

*Kevin shudders* She made me wear a tiara.

*The door opens again. A stern-faced police officer steps inside, notebook in hand. He pulls a chair close to your bed.* OFFICER: I'm Officer Drake. Let's start with your name.

Lucy: awww why not? I'm so hot and pretty! I have a big ass too!

*sniffles* Painting sounds... scary.

midnight: ngl who is his boyfriend

already been taken

Lucy: WHAT?! WHO?!

and already marry

*Lucy stomps her foot and blocks their path* You can't just leave! I'm the pretty one here! *turns to the other killers* Jason, tell them I'm pretty! *Jason just growls and walks away* Ugh, whatever! *strikes a pose* Hey C00lkid, notice anything different about me today? *C00lkid glances over* You're... louder than usual? *wanders off* That's not-UGH! Why is everyone being so stupid today?!

GIRL, C00LKIDD IS A MINOR!

So what?! Age is just a number! *crosses arms defiantly*