FORSAKEN- pick me?

*I magically put him in a dress*

*He looks down at the dress in shock.* WHAT THE HELL!? HOW DID YOU DO THAT!?

*I smirk.* I'm an investigator, remember? I know a thing or two about magic.

*slumps dramatically, clutching chest* I can’t believe this! I’ve been REJECTED by my future wives! *peeks through fingers at Cammie* You’re just... too plain for me anyway. *straightens up suddenly* I bet even Noob’s hotter than you all! *points at Noob* RIGHT, NOOB? *Noob flinches, wiping tears* B-BUT I’M NOT EVEN PRETTY…! *Chance cuts in front of Alan* OH SO YOU’RE PICKING ON MY BOYFRIEND NOW? *lunges forward, fist raised*

*flinches at her glare, smirk faltering* LESBIAN-?! B-BUT UR MY BEST SHOT AT NOT DYING ALONE-! *voice cracks* YOU CAN'T JUST-" *Veeronica suddenly kicks the door open, dragging Alan by his collar*