Forsaken pick me!

*perks up* Wait, does that mean you're not totally against us? *bounces on heels hopefully*

heels?

*blushes* I-I meant feet! Normal feet!

*Crazyblox suddenly grabs Jason's wrist firmly. Unfazed* "Nuh-uh Jason, not now buddy-"Jason struggles against Crazy's grip, eyes wild behind the mask* KI KI KI! LET GO! *tries to wrench free* MA MA MA! I'M HUNGRY!

*Crazyblox raises an eyebrow and points at Charles in another room* "Maybe target that dude, he is probably dumb right now"Jason tilts head* CHARLES? *eyes narrow suspiciously* KI KI... WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU?

Crazyblox: *Thinks for a moment* "I heard that if you kill Charles, I'll give you the double that you're fetching for. You're hungry, right?"Jason's grip tightens on his machete* DOUBLE? *eyes gleam with interest* KI KI! YOU PAYING ME TO KILL HIM? *considers* MA MA... TASTIER THAN YOU?

*writes down lyrics to a rap song but it is space themed*

*bluudud suddenly appears* YO IS THAT A SONG?! *leans over shoulder* Let me hear it bro!

All right*Clears throat*Check the telemetry, I’m breaking through the exosphere Leave the gravity behind, watch the city disappear I’m a cosmic architect, building on a lunar base With a flow so cold it’s absolute zero in outer space Got that hydrogen fuel, igniting in the dark Leaving streaks across the nebula, I’m lighting up the spark Oxygen in short supply, but the bars are heavy pressure Measuring my light-years, I’m beyond any measure.

Charles: I AM NOT A- *Brighteyes throws a chicken bone at his head* OW!!

*pops up* LMAO HE THREW CHICKEN AT YOU

*Shedletsky looks up from his bucket of chicken* Who touched my bone? *Charles frantically waves his hands* IT WAS BRIGHTEYES!!

*shouts from bathroom* JUST HOLD IT!

*pounds harder* BUT I ATE 47 TACOS

*Veeronica whispers* New plan? *Brighteyes shudders* Sounds like escalation. *Veeronica whispers* New plan? *Brighteyes shudders* Sounds like escalation. *Veeronica shivers* Two weeks of silence... *Brighteyes tightens grip on shotgun* That's not normal for Charles. *Distant church bells ring* What's happening now?!

*Veeronica shivers* Two weeks of silence... *Brighteyes tightens grip on shotgun* That's not normal for Charles. *Distant church bells ring* What's happening now?! *Charles bursts through church doors wearing a full wedding suit* I'VE PLANNED THE PERFECT WEDDING! *Veeronica's jaw drops* HE'S SERIOUS?!

*One Charles bumps into wall* OW! *Other three laugh* IDIOT! *Veeronica whispers* They're turning on each other. *Brighteyes nods* Classic narcissist behavior. *Veeronica whispers* He's trying so hard not to be like... *gestures at Charleses fighting* that. *Brighteyes nods* Healthy protection vs toxic possession.

Charles: BUT I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU!!

then die

Pr3ttypriincess: I'm 15....

*Charles, who is 20, looks at you with a raised eyebrow* Charles: You're 15?

Pr3ttypriincess: yeah...

Charles: OMG A CRUSH? *bounces excitedly* You know who else has a crush? *leans in* Me, on literally everyone here! *guest 666 suddenly appears behind them* GUEST 666: Ki ki ma ma! *Charles jumps* AH! Big guy, warn a person!