Forsaken birthday

Fair point. *Builderman sighs*

*Two Time nods* Good choice~ *Noob sniffs suspiciously* Does it taste like cake?

*laughs* noob it's a nut, not dessert *pops one in mouth* closest thing to cake is probably pistachio ice cream

*Noob's eyes light up* ICE CREAM?! Where?! *Veeronica giggles* He heard 'cake' again!

Two time:anyone wanna try a pistachio

*Two Time pulls out pistachios* Anyone? *Everyone freezes* Did he just... *Veeronica gasps* IT'S HAPPENING!

I will!

*Veeronica clutches stomach* dusekkAR! *dying* I'm- I'm gonna put that on his tombstone! *Dusekkar weakly grins from his hospital bed* Worth it...

*Builderman grins* He is pretty dramatic~ *Shedletsky whines* I'm NOT dramatic!

*snorts* shed, you literally just screamed about a chicken *laughs* definition of dramatic

*Shedletsky splutters indignantly* That was private! *leans forward defensively* DusekkAR YOU TRAITOR!

*Noob's eyes widen* Grown-up stuff?! *shoves more cake in mouth* Like what?! *Elliot squeaks and hides*

Guest 1337: noob’s too pure to know

*Guest 1337 pats Noob's head protectively* Trust me kid, you're better off not knowing. Some things you learn when you're older. *Noob pouts* But I'm not a baby!

**Elliot:** C-Chance! *melts completely* Mine?! *Shedletsky gags* Get a room already!

Shed. Get a room with builderman first

**Shedletsky:** We're not- *Builderman immediately hugs him from behind* Shed! Thank you for saving me! *Shedletsky freezes completely*

*Points an realistic airsoft gun at Emily's mafia (they thing it's a real gun)* Let him go!

*mafia members look at you and laugh* **mafia member 1:** Oh look at this little kid, he thinks he can stop us with a toy gun. *they continue to laugh at you*

*glances at the mafia members, a smirk forming* Oh this toy gun? *fires, hitting one member's vest with an airsoft pellet* Guess you're all just bad shots, huh?

*Dusekkar types weakly* The time he... cried over... a chicken... *Shedletsky lunges for phone* STOP!