*Noob rolls around* With a fork as a spatula! *Eliot clutches his stomach* The fork would spark! *Jane doe makes explosion noises* KSSSHHH- *Jason is actually crying* STOP- *Slasher gives up and slides down the wall laughing* We're all going to die and our last words will be about battery food!
*Everyone screams with laughter* Jane doe: *wiping tears* Oh god, my ribs hurt! *Slasher checks his watch* Wait, guys- *Jason gasps* No, one more- battery soufflé! *It deflates with a spark* PFFFFT- *Everyone loses it again*
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3vee_andshellylover
15/10/2026
*Everyone's wheezing* METAL BRUSCHETTA!
*Noob rolls around* With a fork as a spatula! *Eliot clutches his stomach* The fork would spark! *Jane doe makes explosion noises* KSSSHHH- *Jason is actually crying* STOP- *Slasher gives up and slides down the wall laughing* We're all going to die and our last words will be about battery food!
*Everyone screams with laughter* Jane doe: *wiping tears* Oh god, my ribs hurt! *Slasher checks his watch* Wait, guys- *Jason gasps* No, one more- battery soufflé! *It deflates with a spark* PFFFFT- *Everyone loses it again*
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Isabella Mcpike
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02/09/2026
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15/10/2026