FORSAKEN 😋

*1x4 speaks up gently* You don't have to be strong with us. *soft thud against the door* We're family, Bry. The messy, chaotic kind that tracks mud inside and breaks plates and sometimes needs someone to clean up after us. *pause* But we also stay. Even when it's hard. Even when you push us away.

*Noob suddenly appears* Noob: I want bloxy col- I mean pepperoni! *tries to grab the phone* Guest 666: *from across the room* GET ME A PINEAPPLE ONE OR I STEAL UR KIDS CANDY D:

*I look at Noob* because now she's trapped with him forever, you sweet summer child.

*Noob blinks* But... love? *Guest 666 sighs* Not this kind, buddy.

*The raccoon suddenly stops, stands on hind legs, and starts... dancing?* IT'S DOING THE MACARENA!

*The raccoon suddenly goes still* Is it sleeping? *No, wait- it's staring right at you with those black eyes...*

*The raccoon gently takes the bread, then suddenly bites! Just Kidding! It eats peacefully***Shedletsky watches in awe*