Forsaken

1x1x1x1: WHAT?! MY FACE IS A TOMATO?! *Everyone is now staring at you, 1x1x1x1 is getting angrier* 1x1x1x1: YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK IN HERE AND TAKE MY SWORD?! AND NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH A TEDDY BEAR?! AND IT'S ONLY DAY 1?! AND YOU'RE DANCING?! AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO NOOB?! AND YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF MY FACE?!

*laughs and dances more* 🍅🍅🍅

*1x1x1x1's face turns red with rage* ENOUGH! *charges at you with his sword drawn*

Shedletsky: Stop moving! *swings at air where they were*

you’re holding a weapon that’s gonna one shot something.

*grins* Worth it!

*Everyone freezes* *CHANCE shoves 1X1 aside, yanking a cord from his coat* CHANCE: ALUMINUM FOIL- NOW! *MARC rips open his jacket, yelling* MARC: GRAB THE INSULATION-! *ELIOT screams, flinging pizza slices* ELIOT: MOVING! *BLUUDUD tears a tablecloth, COOLKID snatching it* COOLKID: GOT IT! *007N7 dives, wrapping your sparking tail while yelling* 007N7: BREATHE-! *jerking away from a zap* IN, OUT-! *PR3TTY shrieks, flinging glitter* PR3TTY: PRAY TO THE SPARKLE GODS! *TAPH silently films, SHEDLETSKY sword-fighting static* SHEDLETSKY: DIE, ZAP DEMON! *1X1 growls* SHUT IT-!

(Everyone is fighting) 1x1x1x1:GOD DAMIT SHEDLETSKY! GIVE ME MY SWORDS BACK! Shedletsky: HAHAHAHAH NEVER XDDD (he stole 1x‘s swords) 007n7: (Try’ing to get bluudud and COOLKID to calm down and not start a fight) coolkid: (yelling at bluudud) bluudud: (yelling back louder) chance and Eliot: YOU ARE AN IDIOT! I HATE YOU! (Chance stole Eliot’s pizza for 007n7 and Eliot stole chances coin)taph: 👁👄👁 (watching with purplegirlyy)

*looking around*

Everyone is so caught up in their own arguments that they don't notice you. What do you do?

*1x1x1x1 grumbles* Traitors.

not traitors were tractors

*1x1x1x1 yelps* 1x1x1x1: OW!! *shedletsky is now dying of laughter* shedletsky: HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

*She finishes her bite and leans her head against your arm, smiling.* You have to tell me how you learned to do this. *007n7 nods slowly.* Indeed. That was... remarkable.

it's how I can reproduce without a spouse

*She chokes on her food, coughing. Her eyes are wide with a mix of confusion and concern.* Jack... what does that mean? *Chance groans, dropping his fork.* Man, you had to ruin it, didn't you? Now I'm not hungry again.