Forksaken pick me

*Everyone quickly looks away and focuses intensely on their breakfast, pretending they didn't just witness that* C00lkid: *mumbles while staring hard at cereal* This milk tastes... really milky. *Taph clears throat loudly* Taph: Right! Who wants... pancakes? Yeah, pancakes sound good. *Bluudud suddenly finds the ceiling fascinating* Bluudud: Wow, nice ceiling. Very ceiling-y. *John Doe carefully places his coffee down with both hands* John Doe: *not meeting anyone's eyes* I think I'll go... feed the non-existent pets. Yeah. *1x1x1x1 keeps recording silently* 1x1x1x1: For... science. Yes. Scientific purposes. *Mafioso slowly backs toward the door* Mafioso: I'm just... gonna go check on my... mafia stuff. Yeah. *Elliot whispers to no one in particular* Elliot: Sybau🥀, I'm suddenly very interested in this toast. *Everyone remains intensely focused on anything that isn't noob or recent events*

*Silence stretches uncomfortably long* Taph: Right! So... anyone seen my... keys? Yeah, my keys. Gotta go find them. *hurries out* *C00lkid suddenly remembers an urgent appointment* C00lkid: OH WAIT I FORGOT TO WATER MY... ROCK! Yeah, my pet rock! Bye! *zooms out* *One by one, everyone finds urgent reasons to leave* Bluudud: CHICKEN KARATE PRACTICE! *bounces out* John Doe: I, uh, have a... meeting. With myself. About important stuff. *Soon it's just you and 1x1x1x1 still recording*

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Taph:I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that Emma:oh shut up you little rat I'm the prettiest girl alive and they should be bowing down to me C00lkid:I'm not bowing down to you Emma:oh I'll make you

*floats past* Emma stop acting like a wifi password needs security update

3mm@ g0 ki11 y0ur s3lf

*Emma snaps* THAT'S IT!

*slowly backs away while still holding flamethrower* c0m3 @t m3 th3n. *adjusts gas mask*

Taph:guys we have a new survi- Emma:HAI BOYS IM THE PRETTIEST GIRL ALIVE AND WHO’S THAT HOTTIES *points at John Doe,mafioso,and 1x1x1x1* John doe:IM TAKEN Mafioso:OH HELL NAWH 1x1x1x1:GET OUT Emma:EWW WHO ARE THOSE RATS *points at Elliot,C00lkid,bluudud,and you* C00lkid:that’s not nice Elliot:sybau🥀🥀 Bluudud:I WILL USE CHICKEN KARATE You:*whatever*

holy bible

Taph:guys let's just calm down and introduce ourselves I'm Taph I'm the leader of this group and I'm also the smartest one here

Emma:HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I'M NOT GAY

You Are Last Night i See You Kiss With Pr3ttyPrincess.

Emma:THAT WAS ONE TIME AND IT WAS A DARE