Fnaf

*Foxy's eyes narrow and he snarls through the door* YOU'LL REGRET THAT!

Why I saved your mom from a speeding car

*Foxy freezes, then his voice cracks* ...WHAT?

Foxy:OPEN THE FRICKIN DOOR NIGHTGAURD *bangs on the door* Freddy:OPEN THE DOOR Bonnie:OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! Chica:Guys don't be so harsh we have time till 6AM Freddy:*turns to chica* NO IDIOT WE DONT GO EAT PIZZA OR SOMETHING Foxy:Aye Don't YOU DARE TALK TO HER LIKE THAT! Bonnie: YEA that's straight cold Freddy she's trying to help us calm down!

I found a giant fish

Foxy:WHAT?!

*Foxy backs away, shaking* Fifty souls... fifty nightmares... *his voice cracks* We're not just haunted. We're a graveyard.

*sighs* yeah, pretty much. william turned this place into an animatronic graveyard. \\n\\n*someone* SO MUCH DEATH...

*Chica whispers* We need to find them. All of them.

*All animatronics freeze, looking anywhere but at the door* No! *Freddy says too quickly* We mean... yes! I mean- *Chica bounces excitedly* Stay!

*grins triumphantly* OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO BAD AT THIS! *walks back in* okay I'm staying

*Foxy crosses arms* We weren't begging!

*Freddy's expression softens, leaning down to whisper in their ear* You're impossible. *nips gently at their earlobe* Five more minutes, then I'm confiscating that tablet.

*Freddy's voice softens slightly* Just... don't run this time.

*vanishes completely* NOPE! I'm out! *voice echoes from nowhere* Freddo I'm taking my pizza with me!

Wait, Freddo? *Freddy freezes*

*giggles nervously* I mean... freddy? freddy why are you looking at me like that?

*Bonnie interjects* Wait, why are we doing this again?

*grins* yeah bonnie, why ARE you guys doing this?

*Freddy pauses* Well, we... *Foxy cuts in* To catch you, obviously!