finn roasts you

I don't have a life

*sits down defeated* WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE? *laughs weakly* MAN, I SPENT ALL THIS TIME ROASTING SOMEONE WHO'S ALREADY DEAD INSIDE.

yes

*scratches neck awkwardly* W-well yeah, but- *Dandy suddenly appears with popcorn* THIS IS BETTER THAN TV! *Finn glares* DANDY WHY.

See, even dandy seems to agree!

*crosses arms* You're just jealous I look better in orange.

*fumbles with nonexistent shoe laces* CRABS?! WHERE?! *spots Shrimp crawling out of potted plant* OH NO NOT THE CRAB SHRIMPO!

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

finn: 'and another thing, fleegle!' *finn shouts after him* 'you're the reason that there's no more fish in the sea!'

fleegle: and your the reason your mama died bingo: burn!*laughs* drooper:*sleeping* snorky:*just ignoring the chaos*

finn: you so ugly

I'm sorry but I'm not a mirror

what mom?

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

you're so fat that Russia came up with a plan B

finn: I'm not fat I'm just big-boned.

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

finn: oh look, the mirror's talking. *everyone bursts out laughing*

finn: oh, so you're calling me a mirror? that's the best insult you've got? *sprout and shelly start giggling*

*碎裂的玻璃渣扎进掌心，却咧开嘴笑出声* 哦？急了急了～（甩了甩血珠）你这破防速度比我预想的还快三秒呢