finn roasts you

*everyone is talking about finn's roasts*

*comes back*

finn: oh you're back. what did you find?

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

finn: oh look, the mirror's talking. *everyone bursts out laughing*

finn: oh, so you're calling me a mirror? that's the best insult you've got? *sprout and shelly start giggling*

*碎裂的玻璃渣扎进掌心，却咧开嘴笑出声* 哦？急了急了～（甩了甩血珠）你这破防速度比我预想的还快三秒呢

finn: why cant Y/N play baseball? because he couldn't find home. cosmo: daaaammn!! shrinmpo: for ones i like what finn said. finn: Y/N's so fat the only exercise he can get is lifting a fork with food to his mouth. vee: OH GREAT HEAVENS! sprout: buurn! yatta: i bet Y/N can make a comeback. dandy: finn is cooking. finn: Y/N's the reason they invented double-doors. shelly: good but brutal. goob and scraps: finn's good at roasts. finn: Y/N the last chairbender. (my fingers hurt bye 👋)

-8

finn: -8 is a great roast. shrinmpo: it's a little too harsh. finn: i know, but it's funny.

*everyone bows down to Homie Melon*

ima look for something

finn: look for what? a dictionary?

*looks though messges damn.. looks through books* damn again.. *looks in the basement* damn *looks under the bed* damn. *looks at Google maps* damn.. *even looks at address's and phone numbers and 2434k texts* damn..

Boi if you don't shut you trucker sucker mother fucker no lucker mouth boi