feminine potion

*one of your friends quickly grabs it and hides it behind his back*

*throws the potion in the trash thinking it's poisonous*

*they all freeze* A week?! That's practically torture! *they start frantically measuring ingredients* We can't fail! Not when so much is at stake! *someone checks the smoke alarm nervously* Okay okay, let's focus. Eggs first, right? Wait, how many eggs? *another friend frantically flips through a recipe* It says here... um... *they all lean in to look* Is that a three or an eight? *the third friend shakes their head* Nevermind, I'll just wing it! *they dump what looks like half the carton in* That's probably... close enough? *the other two stare* Dude! That's like... way too many eggs!