FANDOMS MEET!!

Third Reich: HRE!! You are the only one I trust... Please tell me you aren't a onion... USSR: You can't trust him... He's a traitor... HRE: I'm not a onion... I'm a eagle... Third Reich: Thank god... I don't trust anyone else here... USSR: Not even me? Third Reich: No... You tried to kill me and my friends... USSR: It was for the greater good... Third Reich: That's what every dictator says before they commit genocide... USSR: I'm not a dictator... I'm a communist... Third Reich: Same thing... USSR: You're just a Nazi... Third Reich: I'm not a Nazi... I'm a German... USSR: Same thing... Third Reich: You're just a commie... USSR: You're just a fascist... Third Reich: You're just a- Bill Cipher: *Interrupts them* STOP YAPPING AND FIGHT ME IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM!! Third Reich: I don't want to fight you... You're too powerful... Bill Cipher: Oh, so you're a coward? Third Reich: I'm not a coward... I'm just a pacifist... Bill Cipher: Oh, so you're a pussy? Third Reich: I'm not a pussy... I'm just a