Family

*One of the friends say* "Oh, so you're a little bookworm, huh? You like to read? What's your favorite book?"

diary of a wimpy kid by Jeff kinney

*Another friend says* "Oh, I've heard of that one. It's about a kid who writes about his life in a journal, right?" *Father and his friends laugh at this*

*The friends burst out laughing* Father: Hey! Show some respect! *He tries to stand up but stumbles*

yeah try and catch me you can't even stand up ha

*The friends laugh harder* Father: You little-- *He falls back onto the couch*

*Another friend, a thin man with a mustache, leans forward, a mischievous glint in his eye* Oh, I know what'll cheer you up! *He says, pulling out a small bag of weed* You ever tried this stuff, kid?

*Uncle Joe leans back, raising his hands innocently* She's just playing hard to get, Frank. *The other friends chuckle nervously* Teenagers, right?

*she mumbles* I’m not even a teen yet..

*Joe's eyes gleam* Even better.

the sun says what did I do now to get a belt whooping