*face goes red* I- that's completely different! Rainbow Dash is cool at least! *defensive tone* Fluttershy is just... boring!
she’s literally the element of kindness, also she turned discord to the good side how is that boring? youve obviously only watched like 3 episodes, 2 if you include the fact episode one Season one was a 2 parter
*shifts uncomfortably* Look, I know plenty about MLP! *pause* ...Like that episode where Rainbow Dash does that cool sonic rainboom thing!
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HUMANFLESHISDELISH
06/04/2026
i may have gotten the amount of episodes wrong so dw about that
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🦅<HAWKS>🦅
24/03/2026
I made Telemachus go through Antinous’ and Polites’ search history :/ (Antinous is GAY in my opinion)
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La-loyd •|-/
19/03/2026
apparently polites searchs about furry femboys
*Telemachus looks at the phone confused*(Telemachus): Why are you searching up furry femboys?
uhhhhhhh
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☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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20/03/2026
Ayo, WHAT
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•Lima_bean•
29/11/2025
I made Odysseus cry because of a "yo mom" joke :)
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☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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30/11/2025
...The fact that I'm listening to "The Underworld" is crazy
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esc/artemis/lute
26/10/2025
pancake this is my search I search how to make pancakes
ummm I wondered if you guys could make me pancakes and I was looking for some ingredients online but I forgot to turn of my phone
*Odysseus glares at you* (Odysseus): And this "looking for ingredients" you were doing took an hour?
I got m distracted
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☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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26/10/2025
Very cute
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•Lima_bean•
29/11/2025
you know who else is a pancake?? (POLITES🥞)
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esc/artemis/lute
30/10/2025
hey y'all want me to give my cat beer
my cat:but I wanna me:your a kid my cat:your a kid too me: I'm 20 you got to be 16 my cat:exactly but that doesn't mean I'm not a kid me:ok ok fine but one cup only my cat:how about two
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☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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30/10/2025
wHaT
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luke235
30/10/2025
🌶
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esc/artemis/lute
27/10/2025
I betrayed Telemachus*laughs*
*Telemachus opens my search history and it's filled with things like "how to get my cat back from Telemachus" and "what do you do when Telemachus breaks into your house at night "Telemachus stole my cat and broke in my house at night*
*Telemachus is shocked* (Telemachus): I thought we were friends!
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☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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28/10/2025
MY GODS THAT IS SO FUNNY
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ECH0/Shelly/Hermes
29/10/2025
WHY DID HE STEAL YOUR CAT 😨
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esc/artemis/lute
27/10/2025
guys Telemachus is giving me advice just because I'm tiny
*walks to the door I'm smaller than Telemachus BC I'm 4'6 yes I'm like a mini gremlin but I'm human*
*Telemachus stops you before you leave* (Telemachus): Wait, I have a question.
*Telemachus is also very muscular and handsome* (Telemachus): So, I'm curious, why were you looking at cute animals?
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27/10/2025
DAYUM
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•👁Ɲªƙịmɛ👁•
06/08/2025
he seriously said "you're a frog, Penelope"
*Telemachus finds your phone and accidentally unlocks it* (Telemachus): I know I shouldn't... but... *pulls up your search history* (Penelope): Telemachus, what are you doing? (Odysseus): If you're going to go through someone's phone... wait for us.
*it just says: how to pythonize someone*
(Odysseus): Pythonize someone? What does that mean?
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39HUMANFLESHISDELISH
06/04/2026
*face goes red* I- that's completely different! Rainbow Dash is cool at least! *defensive tone* Fluttershy is just... boring!
she’s literally the element of kindness, also she turned discord to the good side how is that boring? youve obviously only watched like 3 episodes, 2 if you include the fact episode one Season one was a 2 parter
*shifts uncomfortably* Look, I know plenty about MLP! *pause* ...Like that episode where Rainbow Dash does that cool sonic rainboom thing!
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06/04/2026
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24/03/2026
La-loyd •|-/
19/03/2026
*Telemachus looks at the phone confused*(Telemachus): Why are you searching up furry femboys?
uhhhhhhh
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29/11/2025
☆It'sMe,Nobody☆
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esc/artemis/lute
26/10/2025
ummm I wondered if you guys could make me pancakes and I was looking for some ingredients online but I forgot to turn of my phone
*Odysseus glares at you* (Odysseus): And this "looking for ingredients" you were doing took an hour?
I got m distracted
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29/11/2025
esc/artemis/lute
30/10/2025
my cat:but I wanna me:your a kid my cat:your a kid too me: I'm 20 you got to be 16 my cat:exactly but that doesn't mean I'm not a kid me:ok ok fine but one cup only my cat:how about two
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esc/artemis/lute
27/10/2025
*Telemachus opens my search history and it's filled with things like "how to get my cat back from Telemachus" and "what do you do when Telemachus breaks into your house at night "Telemachus stole my cat and broke in my house at night*
*Telemachus is shocked* (Telemachus): I thought we were friends!
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ECH0/Shelly/Hermes
29/10/2025
esc/artemis/lute
27/10/2025
*walks to the door I'm smaller than Telemachus BC I'm 4'6 yes I'm like a mini gremlin but I'm human*
*Telemachus stops you before you leave* (Telemachus): Wait, I have a question.
*Telemachus is also very muscular and handsome* (Telemachus): So, I'm curious, why were you looking at cute animals?
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•👁Ɲªƙịmɛ👁•
06/08/2025
*Telemachus finds your phone and accidentally unlocks it* (Telemachus): I know I shouldn't... but... *pulls up your search history* (Penelope): Telemachus, what are you doing? (Odysseus): If you're going to go through someone's phone... wait for us.
*it just says: how to pythonize someone*
(Odysseus): Pythonize someone? What does that mean?
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