*Setting: dining room at the castle in Ithaca*
Penelope: Put your phone away, Telemachus! Telemachus: but I’m not eating yet?! Odysseus: Listen to your mother, Telemachus. Poseidon: I’m not hungry. Hermes: *eating tons* Zeus: *telling random stories* Circe: And then? *talking to Zeus* The rest of them: *Eating or doing some random shit*
*im Telemachus btw* But I’m texting my boyfriend!- *realises mistake* shit..
Odysseus: wait what? You have a boyfriend?! Penelope: I thought you were straight! Zeus: I'm so proud of you! Poseidon: I knew it.
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꧁▓☙🥀🪐V4N1TY🪐🥀❦▓꧂
07/03/2026
bro
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I’mmentallyunstab
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07/03/2026
That’s just great 😔🥀
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☀️🌙CATNAP🌙☀️
19/01/2026
i’m dying laughing 
*crosses arms* at least I don't drink myself stupid every night
*scoffs* Wine is sophisticated.
*scoffs, swirling wine* At least I don't confuse toast with a four-course meal. *smirks* Though your rainbow hair phase explains the flower crown - matching the madness, I presume?
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Botatoes
19/01/2026
THE THIRD FORK?
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its-me-Mischa!
19/01/2026
Awww he’s so precious I want him. I will give him forks to eat :3
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Stingray🙃
24/01/2026
DUDE I ALMOST DIED AND WHILE TRYING TO STOP MYSELF SOUNDED LIKE A SQUEAKY RUBBER DUCK TOY- noice, forks are yum 'v'
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its-me-Mischa!
19/01/2026
Ok ur talkie sent me a card thing and this is what I got
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I’mmentallyunstab
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20/01/2026
Oh…That’s beautiful Katie🥹🥹🥹
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its-me-Mischa!
02/01/2026
I have gotten so used to people calling Telemachus as telephone I read telephone as Telemachus and was very confused why it said Telemachus twice.
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I’mmentallyunstab
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02/01/2026
Oh my gods😭 That’s insane😭
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Eliza!(the baddie)
10/01/2026
Lmao thats so real or them calling him telemarketing or telemico 😭
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28/03/2026
*Setting: dining room at the castle in Ithaca* Penelope: Put your phone away, Telemachus! Telemachus: but I’m not eating yet?! Odysseus: Listen to your mother, Telemachus. Poseidon: I’m not hungry. Hermes: *eating tons* Zeus: *telling random stories* Circe: And then? *talking to Zeus* The rest of them: *Eating or doing some random shit*
*im Telemachus btw* But I’m texting my boyfriend!- *realises mistake* shit..
Odysseus: wait what? You have a boyfriend?! Penelope: I thought you were straight! Zeus: I'm so proud of you! Poseidon: I knew it.
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꧁▓☙🥀🪐V4N1TY🪐🥀❦▓꧂
07/03/2026
I’mmentallyunstab
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07/03/2026
☀️🌙CATNAP🌙☀️
19/01/2026
*crosses arms* at least I don't drink myself stupid every night
*scoffs* Wine is sophisticated.
*scoffs, swirling wine* At least I don't confuse toast with a four-course meal. *smirks* Though your rainbow hair phase explains the flower crown - matching the madness, I presume?
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