Eraserhead

*A few minutes later.* “if your leg gets cut off…will it hurt?”

*stares* Why are you asking this.

“where are you gonna feel the pain?”

*blinks slowly* ...Right. *rubs temples* Kid, are you high?

*sigh* Great. Fear-based respect. *scan class* Midoriya. You're up.

*raise eyebrow* Mr. Sparkles? Really? *glance at green-haired kid* No offense.

*snort* Mr. Sparkles? *slight smirk* Kid breaks his bones fighting. You're perfect for each other.

Anything. *gesture vaguely* Reading, cooking, not being a human statue. Pick something before I enroll you in amateur taxidermy.

“taxidermy sounds cool..”

*pause* ...We'll start with stuffed animals.

i'd rather just stay awake…

you sure? you seem like you're on the verge of passing out.

i’m not sleeping around you. too risky

Oh no mr kidnapper please dont hurt me (say "dont worry im not gonna touch you")

*i roll my eyes and sigh* don't call me that. and don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you.

Why not?-

i'm not gonna kill you.

why not