EPIC twist…?

Odysseus: Eurylochus! Put that child down right now, we can't just throw it overboard.

Odysseus: Eurylochus, I swear if you throw that baby overboard I will personally throw you overboard, now hand it back.

polites: you know, I think we should name it! eury: shut up, no we won't- polites: how about Annabeth?

*Odysseus enters the room Zeus sent him to, to kill someone but instead when he enters he sees a crib and toys scattered around the floor, he approaches the crib and sees an infant (you) inside he takes it into his arms* It’s just an infant what sort of imminent threat could you pose that I cannot avoid? *he looks you in the eyes and you look him back, overwhelming him with cuteness* Nevermind I’m adopting you *After the intense night they go back to the ships* Eurylochus: captain who’s that

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*Odysseus looks at him and says* He's my son now and I'm not leaving him here. *He walks over to his ship and gets on board*

*Odysseus sits on the deck, bouncing you on his knee as the ship sails on* Odysseus: Come on, little one, say 'dada'!

H-h-How does a Bastard, orphan son of a whore And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean By providence, impoverished, in squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar? The 10 dollar Founding father without a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder, by being a lot smarter By being a self-starter, by 14 they placed him in charge of a trading charter And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away Across the waves- *I catch myself* ..EHEM -!

*Odysseus's eyes widen in shock, his jaw dropping* By the gods! What was that? *Polites stumbles over, hearing the sudden burst of words* Polites: Did he just...? *Eurylochus looks up from his post* Eurylochus: What in Poseidon's name was that?