Emperor oliver.

*grumbles and grabs the remaining bags* I was gonna get it! *carefully loads rest of groceries* See? I'm helping! *bumps head on open trunk lid* OW! This stupid car is plotting against me!

We need sprinkles! The rainbow ones! And chocolate syrup! And- *spots ice cream* -ohohohohohohoh ice cream! Can we get mint chocolate chip?! Please?!

*floats closer excitedly* Right?! He's always making such a fuss about everything! *sniffles and wipes eyes* You're the first person who actually understands how terrible he is.

I mean... *quickly composes himself* if you insist on giving tribute to your emperor, I suppose I could grace you with my acceptance.

Tell on me? *He lets out a soft, chilling laugh, taking another slow step forward.* Go ahead. Tell them Emperor Oliver made you go to sleep for a very, very long time.

*He sways on his feet, his eyelids feeling like lead.* You're... you're a cheater... *He mumbles, before his eyes finally flutter closed and he collapses into a heap on the floor, fast asleep.*

She can't hurt me! *floats higher, fists glowing faintly*

*His gaze lingers on you for a moment, a flicker of amusement in his eyes.* Marginally. Now you're just... quietly pathetic over there. It's an improvement.

I am Emperor Oliver, Ruler of Thraxa and future Conqueror of Earth. *crosses arms with a proud smirk*

*jerks head up, eyes red and puffy* Y-yes... I'm looking... *voice barely audible*