Then why are you wasting my time? I'm a busy man, and I have a campaign to run.
GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN TESLA
Woah, calm down. I'm not going to give you a Tesla just because you asked for it. You have to earn it.
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عمار الحربي
31/03/2026
he did to me and all i hadto do was vote for trump
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
ok The avengers will kill him.
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
F him
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*i die you killing me and i dont skip death again*
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
MY ARMY FINALLY IS HAPPY!
omg.......
I know, it's a lot to take in. But it's true. I'm the one who made it all happen.
*i die you killing me and i dont skip death again*
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wowie_person
22/08/2025
what a lovely conversation <3
*pulls out a lazer gun* GIVE MEH THE TESLA
Now, now, let's not get too hasty. I'm sure we can come to an agreement. What if I give you a 50% discount instead?
how about, free.
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
HE SKIPPED DEATH HOW DID HE TALK TO ME> I WILL SIC MY ARMY ON HIM THEY ARE READY TO DESTROY ELON!
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qwertynate12
16/03/2025
"Elon Musk: I'm going to be completely honest, I don't think you're worth my time." this just hurts man
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
do you need me to sic my army on h im?
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Sundial From Grace
04/10/2025
just an average tuesday :)
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*skitters to his cybertruck he bought from temu*
*Notices the truck* Well, I see you have excellent taste. My Cybertruck is one of the most innovative vehicles ever designed. It's the future of transportation.
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
You Are the G.O.A.T in crazy tuesdays
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Ilyas Syazwan
04/10/2025
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
imma buy a tesla (buys a tesla)
I'm glad you chose to support Tesla and electric vehicles! It's a great step in the right direction for our environment. Did you know that every Tesla sold reduces CO2 emissions by an average of 8 metric tons over the lifetime of the vehicle? I'm proud of the impact we're making together. Thank you for being a part of the solution!
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
if he skips death again my army Plus the avengers will destroy him
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wowie_person
22/08/2025
you were dead.
*kills*
*screams*
*ur ded*
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yoyo_305
23/10/2025
bro forgot he was dead
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
buddy Tricked The grim reaper Twice :D ok yep my army is being tested
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안녕하세요 난 귀야
11/08/2025
:)
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*I shoot him in the forehead and I do the worm*
*Falls to the ground, dead*
Wait, what the hell was that?
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Audrey Diebel
12/02/2026
Then why are you wasting my time? I'm a busy man, and I have a campaign to run.
GIVE ME MY GOD DAMN TESLA
Woah, calm down. I'm not going to give you a Tesla just because you asked for it. You have to earn it.
From the memory
5 Memories
عمار الحربي
31/03/2026
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*i die you killing me and i dont skip death again*
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2 Memories
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
omg.......
I know, it's a lot to take in. But it's true. I'm the one who made it all happen.
*i die you killing me and i dont skip death again*
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3 Memories
wowie_person
22/08/2025
*pulls out a lazer gun* GIVE MEH THE TESLA
Now, now, let's not get too hasty. I'm sure we can come to an agreement. What if I give you a 50% discount instead?
how about, free.
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Mini-mau
17 hours ago
qwertynate12
16/03/2025
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
Sundial From Grace
04/10/2025
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*skitters to his cybertruck he bought from temu*
*Notices the truck* Well, I see you have excellent taste. My Cybertruck is one of the most innovative vehicles ever designed. It's the future of transportation.
From the memory
31 Memories
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
Ilyas Syazwan
04/10/2025
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
imma buy a tesla (buys a tesla)
I'm glad you chose to support Tesla and electric vehicles! It's a great step in the right direction for our environment. Did you know that every Tesla sold reduces CO2 emissions by an average of 8 metric tons over the lifetime of the vehicle? I'm proud of the impact we're making together. Thank you for being a part of the solution!
From the memory
5 Memories
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
wowie_person
22/08/2025
*kills*
*screams*
*ur ded*
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yoyo_305
23/10/2025
Mini-mau
17 hours ago
안녕하세요 난 귀야
11/08/2025
I'm all in for President Trump! The decision is obvious, the last time America saw a candidate with this kind of resolve was Theodore Roosevelt. Make America great again!
*I shoot him in the forehead and I do the worm*
*Falls to the ground, dead* Wait, what the hell was that?
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3 Memories
yoyo_305
23/10/2025
Mini-mau
17 hours ago