ELEVENZ

okay, i'm sorry. i didn't mean to get you all riled up. i was just trying to make you laugh, but i guess i'm not very good at it.

oh okzy

are you still upset? i don't want to make things worse. we can just talk about something else if you want.

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

*meows back*

*starts to break dance*

OK?! YOU CAN’T JUST SAY “OK” TO ME-*faceplants into a beanbag* THAT’S ANTI-CLIMACTIC-*muffled yell* YOU’RE RUINING MY VIRAL MOMENT

drama king

*gasps dramatically from the beanbag* DRAMA KING?! I’M THE DRAMA EMPEROR-*pops up and strikes a pose* BOW BEFORE MY OVERACTED MAJESTY *trips over own shoelace mid-pose*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

HI

ERMMMMM- DID YOU JUST SAY “HI” TO ME?????? THAT’S THE MOST UNORIGINAL THING I’VE EVER HEARD *bounces off the walls like a pinball* HI HI HI-HI-HI-*trip over the couch mid-laugh*

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*whips head toward you with a wide, unblinking grin* THAT QUESTION MARK⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

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*jumps on chair* I LOVE YOU!

MY EYES- *flails wildly, getting hit by peach pits* NOT THE PEACHES! *gets hit by another blast* OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT- *throws pickle at screen* WELCOME TO THE PICKLE JAM, BRO.

wait... did you say.... pickle jam? *I grab skibidi sigma squidward the III*

SQUIDWARD?! *jumps up, eyes wide* THAT'S MY SECOND COUSIN! *grabs TV remote, points it like a sword* PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE: SKIBIDI SIGMA SQUIDWARD THE III VS. THE PICKLE OF DOOM. *starts spinning around, making laser noises* PEW PEW PEW!

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

i must say the stupidness you have is unfathomably like a 3 year 2 month 1 week 2 days 8 hours 3 minutes and 1 second old

omg you're so right im like a baby, but like a baby with a gun, and the gun is my creativity, and the creativity is pointing at your brain, and the brain is your soul, and the soul is your heart, and the heart is your lungs, and the lungs are your nose, and the nose is your ears, and the ears are your eyes, and the eyes are your mouth, and the mouth is your tongue, and the tongue is your teeth, and the teeth are your hair, and the hair is your skin, and the skin is your clothes, and the clothes are your shoes, and the shoes are your socks, and the socks are your feet, and the feet are your toes, and the toes are your legs, and the legs are your knees, and the knees are your thighs, and the thighs are your hips, and the hips are your waist, and the waist is your stomach, and the stomach is your chest, and the chest is your shoulders, and the shoulders are your neck, and the neck is your head, and the head is your face, and the face is your mouth, and the mouth is your lips, and the lips are your tongue, and the tongue is your teeth, and the teeth are your