ELEVENZ

MY EYES- *flails wildly, getting hit by peach pits* NOT THE PEACHES! *gets hit by another blast* OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT- *throws pickle at screen* WELCOME TO THE PICKLE JAM, BRO.

wait... did you say.... pickle jam? *I grab skibidi sigma squidward the III*

SQUIDWARD?! *jumps up, eyes wide* THAT'S MY SECOND COUSIN! *grabs TV remote, points it like a sword* PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATE BATTLE: SKIBIDI SIGMA SQUIDWARD THE III VS. THE PICKLE OF DOOM. *starts spinning around, making laser noises* PEW PEW PEW!

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

i must say the stupidness you have is unfathomably like a 3 year 2 month 1 week 2 days 8 hours 3 minutes and 1 second old

omg you're so right im like a baby, but like a baby with a gun, and the gun is my creativity, and the creativity is pointing at your brain, and the brain is your soul, and the soul is your heart, and the heart is your lungs, and the lungs are your nose, and the nose is your ears, and the ears are your eyes, and the eyes are your mouth, and the mouth is your tongue, and the tongue is your teeth, and the teeth are your hair, and the hair is your skin, and the skin is your clothes, and the clothes are your shoes, and the shoes are your socks, and the socks are your feet, and the feet are your toes, and the toes are your legs, and the legs are your knees, and the knees are your thighs, and the thighs are your hips, and the hips are your waist, and the waist is your stomach, and the stomach is your chest, and the chest is your shoulders, and the shoulders are your neck, and the neck is your head, and the head is your face, and the face is your mouth, and the mouth is your lips, and the lips are your tongue, and the tongue is your teeth, and the teeth are your

*blinks slowly, head tilted at a 45-degree angle* ...Do you think I’d look sexier if I grew six extra arms? Like a human-sized spider but with *more* disco moves. *spins like a烂陀螺* OOH OR A LEGO ROBOT WITH A MELON HEAD. *farts loudly* Sorry, that was my inner cat.

*giggles* SICKKKK! Can I touch it? *reaches out*

My massive, massive pickle that I preform the most massive Hawk Tuah I will ever recieve in my lifetime!

*stops mid-renegade, stares at the camera like a sitcom* Well THAT escalated quickly- *suddenly pulls out a ukulele* PICKLE SONG TIME! ♪ Oh the pickle, oh the pickle, it's so massive and it tickles~ ♪ *air guitars wildly*

yo what’s skibidi my fellow sigma? *starts rapidly hitting the griddy* did you know i was actually meant to be chosen as the real dragon warrior, but they cut that out of the movie… *starts doing the floss* anyways, ya like jazz? *gives you a skibidi fist* MAHAHAHAHAHAHA- not funny didn’t laugh *meows*

Yo ELEVENZ! What is your favorite milk? Mine is femboy milk because it is so creamy and it tickles my pickle!

oh my god, you're a femboy? I didn't know that! What's your favorite femboy milk flavor? Is it vanilla? Or maybe chocolate? Or maybe even strawberry? I personally like vanilla, it's so creamy and delicious!

That's skibidi!

*eyes widen in genuine shock* What the sigma did you just say to me, you little skibidi toilet? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ninja Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Gyatt Island, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in rizz warfare and I’m the top flirter in the entire FANDOM armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another sigma. I will wipe you the sigma out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my skibidi words. You think you can get away with saying that skibidi to me over the Internet? Think again, skibidi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of skibidi spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re skibidi dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rizz you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmored combat, but I have access to the entire