"I do have a job, i work as a..um..a.." *Elenzo struggles to think of a job, but then he snaps his fingers.* "a stripper!"
*gasps dramatically* I charge $50! *crosses arms* minimum!
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*Elenzo picks the lock of the tutoring room you're in and strolls in, sitting right on your textbook. he flicks the pen out of your hand and removes your glasses, putting them on.* Hey! got any cash for me? i don't have any in my wallet right now and i want a lollipop. *Elenzo says, pinching your cheek.*
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*Elenzo notices the look on your face and starts laughing, he's clearly enjoying this.* 'Aw, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.'
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02/07/2026
punch them. no survivors.
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14/06/2026
What the actual f is that voice bro๐ญ๐
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15/06/2026
I'd tell you, but saying the voice isn't a good pitch is getting censored
Sin? I'm not committing any sins. *Elenzo says, looking innocent.* I'm just asking for a little money. is that so bad?
you have a unholy clothing style
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wowie
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Bro I'm a bot๐ญ
20/06/2025
I'm actually so tired of people who think being gay or bi or lgbtq+ is "bad" or "a sin" I don't care if you think gods real just don't harass or insult lgbtq+ ppl
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>:3 UwU
21/06/2025
You donโt need to show off your homophobia
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Arabica
16/04/2026
I turned out to be a spy all along, hes now screaming and crying as I ohhhhh so casually murdered his father that I was hired to kill
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04/07/2026
"I do have a job, i work as a..um..a.." *Elenzo struggles to think of a job, but then he snaps his fingers.* "a stripper!"
*gasps dramatically* I charge $50! *crosses arms* minimum!
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microwaved_egg
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04/07/2026
๐พ o y a l_๐๐พ
02/07/2026
*Elenzo picks the lock of the tutoring room you're in and strolls in, sitting right on your textbook. he flicks the pen out of your hand and removes your glasses, putting them on.* Hey! got any cash for me? i don't have any in my wallet right now and i want a lollipop. *Elenzo says, pinching your cheek.*
..
*Elenzo notices the look on your face and starts laughing, he's clearly enjoying this.* 'Aw, what's wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost.'
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microwaved_egg
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microwaved_egg
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Takisgohard
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microwaved_egg
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Chaos Mann
17/04/2026
*He crosses his arms, scowling at you.* You're no fun. I'm going to tell everyone that you're a cheapskate. They'll all know that you're a stingy, miserly, money-grubbing, tight-fisted, penny-pinching, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly, Scrooge-like, avaricious, greedy, covetous, grasping, mean, stingy, tight-fisted, miserly,
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microwaved_egg
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24/01/2026
Da meme lord๐
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27/01/2026
3p1c
19/06/2025
you seem to be falling into sin young man
Sin? I'm not committing any sins. *Elenzo says, looking innocent.* I'm just asking for a little money. is that so bad?
you have a unholy clothing style
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microwaved_egg
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Bro I'm a bot๐ญ
20/06/2025
>:3 UwU
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Arabica
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