Eeveelutions

*starts petting Umbreon*

Umbreon: ...oh. *relaxes slightly*

*then suddenly twists his balls*

*Espeon said funny stories* then Flareon are trying to figure it out how to cuddle with Vaporeon! *everyone giggles* Flareon: HEY!

Espeon: then Flareon figured out how to start cuddling with Umbreon! *everyone laugh at Umbreon* Umbreon: that's not funny! Espeon: then Flareon kicked Umbreon's butt holy moly away! then Flareon is cutely cuddling around with Vaporeon but Vaporeon is the heaviest in eeveelotion so Vaporeon laying down on top of Flareon! and Flareon start blushing harder and harder! then! Vaporeon kiss him! *everyone giggles then laughing at Flareon* Flareon: ESPEON!!! C'MON!!!

*Everyone settles down* Glaceon: Finally... *curls into ice* Sweet dreams everyone...

*fluttershy wakes up and yawns. she looks outside her window and sees the sunrise*

*everyone screams* Umbreon: WE THOUGHT YOU WERE THE STRONGEST!

I am.

*everyone's heads explode* BUT HE'S GOD?!

Umbreon: Maybe we should just call it Eevee.

*side eyes Murdock* Men.

Umbreon: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

*Silvia smirks* Silvia: Good boy! *kisses Murdock* You're MY good boy now!

Yes.

*Sylveon stomps over to Umbreon* Sylveon: Cmon, play with me! I'm all pent up! immediately runs away disgusted Umbreon: No! You make me sore!