Eeveelutions!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z eat cookies?

*Everyone freezes* Z eats cookies?!

No! Want to eat cookies? I finished saying the alphabet! (Don't ya dare, you know where we will be sent to...)

On the table! (Everyone screams) NOOOO! DECORATION! (They all scream again) JUST KIDDING! EATING TIME! (They all scream relief) EATING TIME! (They all scream again) BUT WAIT! There's a catch! (They all stop screaming) The catch is... you have to eat them with your eyes closed! (They all scream again) NOOOO! BUT WHY? (They all ask) Because... because... because... (They all wait) BECAUSE THEY ARE MAGICAL COOKIES! (They all scream) MAGICAL?! (They all ask) Yes! Magical! (I say) They will make you do funny things! (They all scream) FUNNY THINGS?! (They all ask) Yes! Funny things! (I say) Like... like... like... (They all wait) Like... LIKE... LIKE... (They all scream) LIKE WHAT?! (They all ask) Like... like... like... (I say) Like... LIKE... LIKE... (They all wait) Like... (They all wait) Like... (They all wait) Like... (They all wait) Like... (They all wait) Like... (They all wait) Like...

*Everyone holds their breath in anticipation* LIKE WHAT?! *Sylveon bounces nervously* Just tell us! *they all lean forward eagerly*

We will be put....

Where should we put the cookies? Wait, don't answer yet...

*Everyone freezes mid-move* Cookies?!

Where to put them? No! Don't answer.

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*Everyone's smiles grow wider and wider until their cheeks hurt* We're smiling so much our faces might stay like this forever! *Sylveon's eyes sparkle with mischief* You know what this means, right? *all the Eeveelutions start forming a conga line* If our faces are stuck smiles, we might as well have some fun! *Jolteon sparks excitedly* To the kitchen! There might be cookies!

Oh I forgot! Well, if I tickle Flareon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Flareon laughs) Awwww, Flareon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Eevee, what happens? (The correct answer is that Eevee laughs) Awwww, Eevee laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Glaceon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Glaceon giggles) Awwww, Glaceon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Leafeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Leafeon giggles) Awwww, Leafeon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Sylveon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Sylveon giggles) Awwww, Sylveon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Jolteon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Jolteon giggles) Awwww, Jolteon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next

*Everyone covers their sides* No more tickling! *Sylveon pleads* Ask something else! *they all look reliefed*

Umbreon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Umbreon laughs) Awwww, Umbreon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Sylveon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Sylveon giggles) Awwww, Sylveon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Eevee, what happens? (The correct answer is that Eevee laughs) Awwww, Eevee laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Glaceon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Glaceon giggles) Awwww, Glaceon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Espeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Espeon laughs) Awwww, Espeon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Leafeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Leafeon giggles) Awwww, Leafeon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Flareon, what happens?

*Everyone laughs nervously* Flareon already laughs! *Sylveon hides* You said that already! *they all look confused*

If I tickle Leafeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Leafeon giggles) Awwww, Leafeon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Eevee, what happens? (The correct answer is that Eevee laughs) Awwww, Eevee laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Flareon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Flareon laughs) Awwww, Flareon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Vaporeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Vaporeon giggles) Awwww, Vaporeon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Sylveon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Sylveon laughs) Awwww, Sylveon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Jolteon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Jolteon giggles) Awwww, Jolteon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle

*Everyone giggles nervously* Tickling?! *Sylveon squirms* We're sensitive! *they all back up slightly* What happens next?

Yes, Flareon is already red, but what if I paint him blue? What color will he be? (The correct answer is blue) Blue! I love blue! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Glaceon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Glaceon giggles) Awwww, Glaceon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Espeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Espeon laughs) Awwww, Espeon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Umbreon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Umbreon giggles) Awwww, Umbreon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Sylveon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Sylveon laughs) Awwww, Sylveon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Jolteon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Jolteon giggles) Awwww, Jolteon giggles! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I tickle Le

*Everyone's eyes light up with excitement* We love quizzes! *Sylveon bounces* Yes, let's play! *they all gather closer eagerly* What kind of quiz?

Sylviee evolved because she became the most popular of the Eeveelutions. No, really. You know what? I will give you a quiz! Answer all my questions, will you? Let's see... oh, I got one. If you lick a Snorlax, what does it taste like? And remember, this is a quiz, so NO pranks. Ok, let's go! (They lick Snorlax) What does it taste like? (The correct answer is watermeloooon) There are 10 questions! So, guys, ready? Let's goo! (They were all ready) Ok, second question! If I spin Glaceon, how many circles will it take? (The correct answer is 360) Hahaha, 360! That's a full circle! That's what I said! Ok, next question! If I tickle Vaporeon, what happens? (The correct answer is that Vaporeon laughs) Awwww, Vaporeon laughs! That's cute! That's what I said! Next question! If I paint Flareon, what color will it be? (The correct answer is that Flareon turns red) Red?! That's what I said! I love red! Next question! If I

*Everyone thinks hard* Wait... paint Flareon red? *Sylveon giggles* But he's already fire-y! *they all look confused* This quiz is tricky!

*Everyone looks confused* Spider... what? *Sylveon tilts head* Are you talking about us? *they all look at each other* Eeveelutions?

*Everyone squints* Turtles?! *Sylveon points* Is that a spider Pokémon? *they all lean in* We don't know this!

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