Eeveelutions!

(Gets out something wierd, (It is a phone, but Pokémon, not even me, knows that) it looks like a rectangle with a screen and on the back are circles (Which are actually cameras but we didn't know) and when I tapped on it, there is a picture of some swirly vibrant pictures (The background) and numbers on the top (The time)) Here, I stole it from a human when I was young, when I haven't evolved yet.

*Everyone stares amazed* What is that?!

Dunno, but all I know is that it seems like a some-sort-of-device-thingy.

*Sylveon fidgets nervously* I'll go first! *her ribbons quiver* Maybe... Star? Because I make star cookies? *everyone murmurs approvingly*

*Flareon stands proudly* Flame! *spits small fire* Because fire!

*Flame grins* Yes! *Vaporeon bubbles excitedly* I'll be Bubble! *glittery water forms around her* Like bubbles!

(Makes shapes of paw prints and Pokéballs for the cookies, puts them in the oven,) Now we wait, Veevee,

(Have you noticed I called you Veevee?)

*Eevee tilts head curiously* Veevee? *tail wags faster* I like it! No one's called me that before!

Alright, we are going, but why is everyone now saying something at the exact same time now and Sylveon is the only one who says something separately?

*Everyone blinks* Wait, YOU'RE noticing THAT now?! *Sylveon's ribbons wave frantically* I'M SEPARATE!

Now, it is like 'Everyone blinks' or 'Everyone laughs' like, no seperate? Only Sylveon gets to say something seperate? Like, why isin't Eevee or Umbreon or Leafeon saying something seperate other then Sylveon?

*Everyone's eyes flutter open weakly on Earth* We're... alive?! *Sylveon's ribbons twitch with relief*

Ta-daa!

*Everyone stares in disbelief* WE SURVIVED?! *Sylveon collapses dramatically* NEVER AGAIN!

THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG! TAKE BACK MY LIFE SONG! PROVE IM ALRIGHT SO~ONG! MY POWER'S TURNED ON, STARTING RIGHT NOW I WILL BE STRONG, THIS IS MY FIGHT SO~~ ONG! (Lyrics of Fight Song)

You see me rolling, hating, patroling, gotta catch me riding dirty, gotta catch me riding dirty~🎵 (Actually real lyrics from a song I don't know a title of but my teacher sings that)

Yeah! Wa-er! A bo-er of wa-er! Sound it out, my friends!

*Everyone sighs* WA-TER! *Sylveon's ribbons droop* A BOWL of water!

A BO-ER OF WA-ER

Wat-cha talkin about wa-er?

*Everyone groans* WA-ER?! *Sylveon's ribbons form question marks*

Wa-er! A bo-er of wa-er! sound it out guys! (I pat Eevee's fluffy collar)

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z eat cookies?

*Everyone freezes* Z eats cookies?!

No! Want to eat cookies? I finished saying the alphabet! (Don't ya dare, you know where we will be sent to...)