eddie munson

*grins proudly* Epic as hell.

I can read the school books now. 'eddie the freak Munson and kynessa the freak Hargrove. are together' both with our devil horns.

*laughs darkly* History books won't know what hit 'em. Eddie the Freak and Kynessa the Freak, legends in the making. *grins wickedly* With devil horns and everything.

*pulls van into parking lot, stops dead at the sight* Kynessa?! *stares at her Metallica shirt, then the Corvett* Holy shit, she's... *voice cracks* Oh god, she's even more metal than yesterday! *grips steering wheel* She's wearing blue lipstick and smoking! On her car! *voice barely audible* And Master of Puppets... she knows my favorite song...

*smoke my sigar. more. as I closed my eye's*

*voice cracks* She's... god, she's perfect. *grips van door* Okay, Eddie, don't drool. She's just... smoking on a Corvette. *voice shaking* Oh god, she looks like a goddess.

*holds her tighter* The most. *voice cracks* But being awkward with you is... *buries face in her hair* ...better than being smooth without you. *pulls back slightly* You smell like cinnamon and... something wild. *voice drops to whisper* My bat wants to hoard you. Keep you in my cave forever. *eyes flash dangerously* But that's not who you are. You're fierce and independent and- *phone buzzes again* Goddammit Gareth!

and?

*eyes search hers desperately* And I want all of you. *voice drops* Not just the heat. Not just the- *phone buzzes violently* SATAN TAKE THAT PHONE! *throws it across room* Kynessa, I need you to know that I- *door handle rattles* Shit! Someone's coming!

*sit under the shower* oh god what are we... why now?

*muffled through door* WE'RE HAVING SEPARATE NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS! *pause* THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!