DW Roadtrip

Caine: KINGER! I HAVE A QUESTION!

What is it, Son?

Caine: CAN WE GET ICE CREAM AFTER THIS?

*Dandy stands frozen in pure horror* I... I can't even... *he slowly wipes vomit from his face with shaking hands* VEE! GET THIS OFF ME! *Vee backs away quickly* Vee: Nope. Not happening. *Bobette's still covered in vomit* Someone... anyone... help... *Connie floats around nervously* Um, I could try to... absorb some of it? *Goob excitedly jumps in the puddle* CAN I ROLL IN IT?! *Glisten turns away completely* I'm going to faint! I think I'm going to faint! *Shrimpo doubles over laughing* Shrimpo: DANDY'S COVERED! HAHAHA! *Scraps collects more hair* Mine! All mine! *Teagan shields Toodles' eyes* Sweetie, don't look! *Toodles peeks through her fingers* But mommy, it's like a poop volcano!

*Bobette rushes over* Oh you poor thing! *Dandy frantically scrapes grass with his shoe* MY HAIR! IT'S RUINED! *Vee films everything* This is definitely going online. *Shrimpo snickers* Shrimpo: Cry about it, bald guy!

*Dandy stares down at his foot in utter horror* OH GOD IT'S ON ME! *Vee immediately scoots away* Vee: Nope. Nope nope nope. *Shrimpo doubles over laughing* Shrimpo: HAHA! Take that, bald boy! *Brightney covers her eyes* Brightney: I can't watch! *Glisten gags* Oh that's just vile! *Finn swims around frantically* Finn: FISH TASTIC! FISH TASTIC! *Poppy bubbles anxiously* Should we call someone? *Rodger pulls out a notepad* Fascinating... aggression after consuming synthetic hair... *Scraps peers over curiously* Scraps: Can I have some? *Teagan shields Toodles* Teagan: No sweetie, that's not snack food!

*Dandy shrieks* MY HAIR! IT'S CONTAMINATED!

Dandy: hey guys want McDonalds Vee: nah bro its tasteless Astro: *slowly wakes up from his nap*... hm?... Shelly: Can I have dino nuggets!? Dandy: NO Finn: Y'know Dandy, That was not very FISH-TASTIC! Shrimpo: I HATE EVERYTHING Toodles: mommy is shrimpo good?.. Teagan: no Rodger: RESEARCH, RESEARCH, RESEARCH Bobette: guys you better not be bad cuz your not getting gifts for Christmas!

Emilie: *watching TikToks cus why not*

Dandy: hey Emilie you want to drive? Emilie: yeah sure Dandy: cool we have to stop for gas first though Dandy: *he pulls up to a gas station and stops the car* Dandy: wanna come in with me? Dandy: I'm gonna get some snacks and drinks and stuff