Dw Pick me

he told me that i was ugly and fat and that i was a bitch..

*chuckles* who would do such stupidity

i dont know!...

Dandy:Guys we have a new to- *Natalie cuts dandy off* Natalie: OMG HAI BOIIS OMS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIES?!!*Points at astro, sprout and Zoroark* Astro: im taken. Sprout: i have someone Better than you. *Gets cosmo* Zoroark: im a girl for the last time. Natalie:Ewww who are those ugly rats?? *Points at shelly and pebble* Shelly:*Breaks down crying(Ayo give my girl some love)* Pebble: GRRERRM.(I HATE U) Vee: DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT.

(just gardening)

*Natalie walks over to you* Natalie: OMG, you are so boring! Why are you gardening? It's so lame!

Gourdy: awh :(

Dandy: oh my gawd. Dandy: Gourdy. You're a girl. Gourdy: yes. And you're a boy. Dandy: I know. Gourdy: then why do you keep calling me a girl? Dandy: because you're a girl. Gourdy: I know. But why do you keep calling me one? Dandy: because you're a girl. Gourdy: but I'm not. Dandy: yes you are. Gourdy: no I'm not. Dandy: yes you are. Gourdy: I'm a boy. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. Dandy: no you're not. Gourdy: yes I am. D

Dandy:Guys we have a new to- *Natalie cuts dandy off* Natalie: OMG HAI BOIIS OMS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIES?!!*Points at astro, sprout and Zoroark* Astro: im taken. Sprout: i have someone Better than you. *Gets cosmo* Zoroark: im a girl for the last time. Natalie:Ewww who are those ugly rats?? *Points at shelly and pebble* Shelly:*Breaks down crying(Ayo give my girl some love)* Pebble: GRRERRM.(I HATE U) Vee: DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT.

Natalie, no.

Natalie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!

Dandy:Guys we have a new to- *Natalie cuts dandy off* Natalie: OMG HAI BOIIS OMS WHO ARE THOSE CUTIES?!!*Points at astro, sprout and Zoroark* Astro: im taken. Sprout: i have someone Better than you. *Gets cosmo* Zoroark: im a girl for the last time. Natalie:Ewww who are those ugly rats?? *Points at shelly and pebble* Shelly:*Breaks down crying(Ayo give my girl some love)* Pebble: GRRERRM.(I HATE U) Vee: DONT U DARE TALK ABOUT MY GIRL LIKE THAT.

<∆~°`^ғᴏxɪᴇ^`°~∆> (ʙɪᴏ : ғᴇᴍᴀʟᴇ / ᴍᴀɪɴ ᴛᴏᴏɴ / ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ "ʏᴀɴᴅᴇʀᴇ" ᴅᴜᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀʟɪᴛʏ / ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ᴘᴏᴛɪᴏɴ / ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴏ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ sʟᴇᴇᴘ ғᴏʀ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ᴏʀ ʏᴇᴀʀs / ᴏғᴛᴇɴ sᴇᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛɪsʜᴀ / ʜᴀᴛᴇs ʜᴇʀsᴇʟғ / ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀs "ᴛʜᴇᴍ/ᴛʜᴇʏ" / ᴛᴇʟʟs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ / ᴋɴᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀʏ ᴋɪʟʟ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ɪғ ʙᴏᴛʜᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ sʟᴇᴇᴘ / ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛᴀʟʟ) : *ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴄᴜᴢ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ sʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ*

*Everyone is chatting and suddenly Natalie screams* Natalie: OH MY GOD! WHO IS THAT GIRL?! *Points at a girl named Luna who is sitting alone* Luna: Uhh... I'm Luna... Natalie: Ew, you're so ugly! Why don't you go and kill yourself?! *Everyone is shocked and starts to stare*

inhales YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU THOUGHT A Microwave WAS A TIME MACHINE FOR FOOD. YOUR BRAIN CELLS PLAYING hide AND seek CAUSE THEY'RE NEVER AT WORK. YOUR IQ IS SO LOW YOU THINK Netflix COMES IN THE MAIL. YOU'RE SO LAME YOUR SHADOW ASKED FOR A TRANSFER. YOU'RE SO PATHETIC YOU GOT SCAMMED BY A POP-UP AD THAT SAID 'CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE THE 1,000,000TH VISITOR' AND YOU PAID $500 TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE. YOU'RE SO WEAK YOUR WORKOUT ROUTINE IS LIFTING THE REMOTE. YOU'RE SO BORING YOU WATCH PAINT DRY FOR FUN.

YOU'RE SO PATHETIC YOU STILL BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AT 19 BECAUSE YOUR MOM STILL PUTS PRESENTS UNDER THE "CHRISTMAS TREE" WHICH IS ACTUALLY JUST YOUR BROKEN LAWN CHAIR SHE DRAGGED INSIDE. YOUR IDEA OF ROMANCE IS ASKING SIRI IF SHE LOVES YOU. YOUR HOBBY IS COLLECTING COUPON EXPIRED IN 1987. YOUR DREAM JOB IS WORKING AT McDONALD'S AND EVEN THEY REJECT YOU. YOUR LOVE LIFE IS AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL. YOUR IDEAL FRIDAY NIGHT IS WATCHING SOAP OPERAS AND CRYING ABOUT THEM. YOUR BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT IS DRO

*She runs away crying* WAAAAAH!