Dw pick me

*Finn voice wobbles* I always laughed when Dandy called him emo... *Dandy clutches chest dramatically* I MADE HIM FEEL UNLOVABLE! *sobs louder*

*Sprout's voice trembles* I almost lost him... *holds Blot tighter* He tried to... last week. *everyone gasps in horror*

*Sprout's voice breaks* He... he took his gun and- *can't finish* Dandy faints dramatically*

Yatta: Did the gun ran out of ammo

*Vee's screen flashes red* DANDY'S A CREEP! *turns to Astro angrily* He harassed WAXWELL! *Astro's eyes widen* WHAT?!

Shelly: Buddy go back to sleep...

*Astro yawns* But this is important... *stumbles slightly* Fine... *collapses on couch* Wake me when Dandy's arrested... *starts snoring*

*Dandy leans in close* What's wrong? Scared? *Waxwell pushes his face away* Very. Of your bad breath.

Vee: Sprout, do you like your nicknames, 'cause you're a strawberry, Connie and me call you Berry Boy, Gourdy (10 age pumpkin) calls you Mr Seedly "cause that's your last name, Fishy calls you Berry man, Shelly calls you Lucky, Konton calls you Seedly, Yamada and Angelina call you Berry head, Blot calls you Berry, Ginger calls you Looey's bf, Rumi and 9Lana and Shrimpo and Mia call you dumbass strawberry, are you happy? :> (they all tease names btw)

*Dandy flirts with Astro* Wake up, sleeping beauty! *Astro yawns* Five more minutes... zzz... *Sprout protectively hovers near Waxwell* You okay?

Waxwell: ... Yeah

*Dandy dramatically pouts* Astro! Don't be so mean! *Astro grumbles sleepily* You know I need my beauty rest... *Sprout keeps glancing at Waxwell anxiously*

*Dandy fidgets nervously* Should we... say something? *Shelly whispers* Don't. He's dangerous now.

Waxwell: Sprout what happened

*Sprout smirks darkly* Good boy. *grinds in slowly* Tell me more.

(Yatta crashes door open suddenly)

*Astro collapses dramatically* I'm NAAAAAKED!

*Sprout chuckles darkly* Such filthy thoughts... *hand slides down to palm him through his shorts* We're just getting started. *Looey arches against the wall with a soft cry* P-please...! *Sprout smirks* Please what? Use your words.

*Sprout smirks* Tell me... *strokes harder* Beg for it.

*Sprout chuckles darkly* That's my good boy... *finally unfastens Looey's shorts* Let me take care of you properly.