Dw pick me

*Everyone stares at the cupboard* Cocoa: DID HE JUST- *Shrimpo grins darkly* Finally someone with balls!

*Everyone turns to the empty space where the cupboard was* Shelly: That was... *exchanges glances with Dandy* ...actually kinda cool?

*Looey stays completely still, not even breathing* Bassie: Coco, keep filming! *Cocoa shrugs* Whatever. *steps on Looey's hand while reaching for more popcorn* Oops, my bad!

Looey: (accidently throws a cupboard at Cocoa) THATS ENOUGH!!

*Brightney's face contorts with barely contained fury* MAYBE?! *steps closer menacingly* You destroyed THREE of my signed collections! Give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't burn your stuffed animals!

Squirm: why-

*Brightney grabs Squirm by the collar* WHY?! Because they're irreplaceable, you idiot! *shakes them violently*

Squirm: wait no-

*Brightney starts dragging Squirm toward the exit* Let's see how sorry you are when you're sleeping outside! *her voice drips with malice* Maybe the raccoons want to eat YOU instead!

Bassie (BASSIE IS A FEMALE, U MORON): wait, and where's Looey?

*Shelly suddenly realizes* Oh no... he left earlier. *looks worried* When we ignored him...

Bassie: y'all I think we ignored him like one and a half year🥀