Dw pick me

*Emily stomps her foot* HOW DARE YOU! I'M WAY PRETTIER! Pebble (A BOY ALSO A DOG): *says his first words* that's what a ugly pick me temu Barbie doll wannabe would say. Dandy: PEBBLE YOU SAID YOUR FIRST WORDS!!!!!

*Everyone is in shock* Emily: DID THAT LITTLE BRAT JUST CALL ME UGLY?! *Astro starts laughing uncontrollably* I can't breathe! Did you hear what he called her?!

Cosmo: *starts laughing*

{Dw:}(thinking to herself)oh no they're hot...I can't do this...

{Dandy:}wait really? {Determination:}yep,we're both married to each other. {Emily:}so I'm guessing you guys are gay? {Determination:}yep! We're both gay and happily married. {Sprout:}oh my gosh,that's so cute!

{Dandy:}I think you're in big trouble, my friend. She's gonna tell the principal and you'll get suspended.

I don't care. she needs to learn her place.

{Dandy:}and what exactly is her place?

wha-

{Emily:}AWWW BUT THEY'RE SO HOT I'M GOING TO GET WITH ALL OF THEM

*Emily goes up to you and starts flirting with you*

{Dandy:}hey we ha- {Emily:}HI I'M SO BEAUTI- OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?*points to you and all the boys* {Rodger:}I'm married {sprout:} I'm dating Cosmo {Astro:} fricking kill me {you:}(continue)

*Emily grabs your hand and pulls you closer* "yeah you cutie"

*Emily pulls you into a hug and whispers in your ear* "you know, I'm feeling kinda lonely tonight"

yatta:wait she looks.. Looey:she looks like you yatta..

{Dandy:}...what? No...she's nothing like her!

{Dandy:}me neither! {Astro:}well then why do you stare at boys so much?

DANDY SHUT UP YOUR DATING ASTRO

{Dandy:}well, he is pretty hot-

{Dandy:}hey we ha- {Emily:}HI I'M SO BEAUTI- OMG WHO ARE THOSE HOTTIES?*points to you and all the boys* {Rodger:}I'm married {sprout:} I'm dating Cosmo {Astro:} fricking kill me {you:}(continue)

Mocoa: "Uh, I'm totally not gay"

{Emily:}oh my gosh, are you flirting with me? *gets closer to you and gives you a flirty stare*