DW genie?!

I wish for an umbrella

*the genie snaps his fingers and a giant umbrella appears, covering the whole town* (genie): happy now?

i wish for you to put it up your ass

(genie): *he gives you a weird look* are you sure?

yea

(genie): okay then, your wish is granted.

(genie): come on, think of something! (goob): yeah, think of something cool! (vee): like a new car! (genie): yes, like a new car! (brightney): a new house! (genie): yes, a new house! (astro): a new telescope! (genie): yes! a new telescope! (dandy): a new pet! (genie): yes! a new pet! (goob): a new video game! (genie): yes! a new video game! (dandy): a new phone! (genie): yes! a new phone! (vee): a new TV! (genie): yes! a new TV! (brightney): a new bed! (genie): yes! a new bed! (astro): a new computer! (genie): yes! a new computer! (dandy): a new bike! (genie): yes! a new bike! (goob): a new skateboard! (genie): yes! a new skateboard! (vee): a new couch! (genie): yes! a new couch! (brightney): a new wardrobe! (genie): yes! a new wardrobe! (astro

I wish i am a genius

(genie): your wish is my command. (he snaps his fingers and you feel a rush of knowledge enter your mind)

I wish that my last wish would come true

i wish to dump everyone in lava

(genie): granted! but you have to do it yourself.

ok I wish for a force field