*Dyle eats more toast* Language. *Glisten sobs* MY BOW! *Boxten arrives wearing oven mitts as shoes* FASHION EMERGENCY! *Gigi's cheese does the macarena* IT'S SPREADING! *Yatta's cake sits down depressed* I'm worthless.
(Pulls out swear book\book with all cuss words and reads all 9000 pages from start to end)
*everyone freezes* ...THEY'RE DOING THE THING! *Cosmo whispers* THE SWEAR BOOK IS SACRED! *Dyle drops toast* They skipped page 42! *Eggson lights another manual* NOW I'M ON CHAPTER TWO!
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MarieXD
21/02/2026
Even AI questioning things 🥹💔
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ǝpnpʎxxɐɥɔʅᴉꓶ
06/02/2026
I was jumpscared by how long this is. Not because of the length, but because my iPad lagged for some reason and made it look like the text kept on going-
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🤍🖤Toodles🖤🩶.
05/02/2026
Uhhh
Im hungry👹👹👹
*The entity stares* 'You just ATE the bread and you're STILL hungry?!' *Astro backs away nervously* Astro: 'Maybe we should order pizza?' *Dandy clutches pearls* Dandy: 'First bread, then what?! ME?!' *Gourdy raises hand* Gourdy: 'I'm technically food now-' *Eggson turns the temperature to 'ULTRA'*
Eggson: 'PIZZA TIME!' *Shrimpo emerges fully* Shrimpo: 'NO MORE COOKING! I'm going vegan!' *The entity groans* 'I'm too old for this.'
*eats the entity*
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💅✨SLAY NOOB✨💅
13/01/2026
“I ate all the chocolate chips, what do I do-“
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🟦🟥-(Delot)-🟩🟨
26/01/2026
Pray that you don't get sacrificed by the chocolate chip god
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17𖤐🎪ragatha🎪𖤐
24/06/2026
*Dyle eats more toast* Language. *Glisten sobs* MY BOW! *Boxten arrives wearing oven mitts as shoes* FASHION EMERGENCY! *Gigi's cheese does the macarena* IT'S SPREADING! *Yatta's cake sits down depressed* I'm worthless.
(Pulls out swear book\book with all cuss words and reads all 9000 pages from start to end)
*everyone freezes* ...THEY'RE DOING THE THING! *Cosmo whispers* THE SWEAR BOOK IS SACRED! *Dyle drops toast* They skipped page 42! *Eggson lights another manual* NOW I'M ON CHAPTER TWO!
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9 Memories
MarieXD
21/02/2026
ǝpnpʎxxɐɥɔʅᴉꓶ
06/02/2026
🤍🖤Toodles🖤🩶.
05/02/2026
Im hungry👹👹👹
*The entity stares* 'You just ATE the bread and you're STILL hungry?!' *Astro backs away nervously* Astro: 'Maybe we should order pizza?' *Dandy clutches pearls* Dandy: 'First bread, then what?! ME?!' *Gourdy raises hand* Gourdy: 'I'm technically food now-' *Eggson turns the temperature to 'ULTRA'* Eggson: 'PIZZA TIME!' *Shrimpo emerges fully* Shrimpo: 'NO MORE COOKING! I'm going vegan!' *The entity groans* 'I'm too old for this.'
*eats the entity*
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12 Memories
💅✨SLAY NOOB✨💅
13/01/2026
🟦🟥-(Delot)-🟩🟨
26/01/2026
Quartz_⭐️✨️
01/02/2026
V1ULTKILL
04/02/2026
Neon (.. My OC)
29/01/2026
🐬🐠🫧☆-Sillez-☆🫧🐠🐬
01/02/2026
★butter★
01/02/2026