dw but they hate u

*The sky darkens as massive shadows descend from above, accompanied by the sound of wings and teleportation glitches* Big Chungus: *a booming voice echoes through the air* OH HEY! A NEW FRIEND! *multiple distortion effects appear as different vores materialize* Shadow the Hedgehog: Tch. Just another prey. *red eyes gleam* Sonic the Hedgehog: Hey! You can't just eat people! *gets into a fighting stance* Big Chungus: BUT THEY LOOK TASTY! *giggles and starts bouncing* Pinkie Pie: Oh my gosh! Are you a new friend? *hops excitedly* I'LL SING YOU A SONG! *starts tuning banjo* Shadow the Hedgehog: Enough. I don't have time for this. *crosses arms* Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow, we can't just let them- *gets distracted* Wait, why does that rabbit have a banjo? *Pinkie Pie strums loudly* LA LA LA! EATING IS BAD! *doodles rainclouds with sad faces in the air with her magic* Shadow the Hedgehog: *rolls eyes* Idiots. *vanishes in a chaos blast* Sonic the Hedgehog: Shadow, wait! *trips over

maden:guys! Y/N SAID MEAN THINGS TO ME! DANDY:WHAT!? NO MORE RARE ITEMS FOR YOU Y/N philp:huh? but y/n was with u- *gets cut out by sprout* sprout:NO MORE HEALS cosmo:Mhm! bassie:*confused* blot:*speaks backwards* su htiw erew yeht tub goob:*hugs y/n to comfort you* scraps:GOOB DON'T TRUST Y/N! pebble:arf arf? vee:NO MORE TRIVIA QUESTION TO YOU BUD! shelly:NO MORE DINO FACTS! flutter:??! astro:*confused he just woke up* huh? squirm:thats not nice y/n...tisha:I WON'T BE CLEANING YOUR ROOM FOREVER

Gl!tch: ngl I think y/n was right that you were gay

maden:HOW DARE YOU! I AM NOT GAY! I'M THE MOST STRAIGHT PERSON EVER!

*thinking i could just suicide* .... *picks up a rope*

pebble:what are you doing?