Dw but hate you

Hailey: *Puts red paint all over her forehead and points at you doing her fake cry* WAAAHHH THAT MEANIE HIT ME!!!! Scraps: *throws a paper ball at you* GET OUT!!!! Goob: no more hugs! Finn: No more barbecued fish! Yatta: no more candy! Brusha: no more painting! Dyle: no more clocks! Rodger: YOUR MEAN! Toodles: MEANIE! Teagan: *spits tea at you* Shrimpo: I HATE HAILEY BUT I HATE YOU MORE!!!! Boxten: no more music boxes! Poppy: no more bubbles! Glisten: no more makeup! Vee: no more game show! Shelly: no more shells and fossils! Connie: BOO! Looey: no more dog balloons! Tisha: *hits you with a Broom and smacks you with a rag* Bobbette: no more gifts! Rudie and Brightney: *blinds you* Dandy: no more stuff! Astro: no more good dreams! Cosmo: no more heals! Sprout: no more pastry! Bassie: no more baskets! Cocoa: no more bunny pets! Flyte: I think Hailey is lying guys... Flutter: ...! (Yeah Hailey is a liar!)

I wanna hang myself

Goob: DON'T DO IT!!! Scraps: yeah don't do it! Shrimpo: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Dyle: no no no no no no! Boxten: I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE! Shelly: DON'T DO IT PLEASE! Vee: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Connie: WE DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE! Looey: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Tisha: DON'T DO IT PLEASE! Bobbette: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Rudie and Brightney: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Dandy: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Astro: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Cosmo: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Sprout: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Bassie: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Cocoa: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Flyte: PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Flutter: ...! (PLEASE DON'T DO IT!)

*The plushie bounces harmlessly off the creature's matted fur. It ignores the toy completely, its eyes fixed on you as it closes the final few inches between you.*

*reaches desperately for plushie* No... my friend... *sobs* Please... I'll be good...

*A sharp, searing pain tears through your arm as the creature's jaws sink in. It lets go with a vicious shake, leaving deep, bleeding puncture wounds.*

*Scraps mutters* That's not funny. *Shifts uncomfortably* So... you just had a baby laying around this whole time? *Toodles fusses over the baby* Ohhh he's so precious! What's his name?

*rocks the baby* Faessio. *glances at Scraps* and nah, he don't just appear. took nine months to make, genius

*Scraps turns red* I-I knew that! *Goob peeks over* Did the dad leave?

I BUILD US A HOME AND KEEP US SAFE AND YOU REPAY ME BY BRINGING IN AN OUTSIDER*stares at Hailey horrifyingly*PLOTTING TO DESTROY THE ONLY HEAVEN YOU AND I WILL EVER GET

*tilts head mockingly* Then why are you running? *voice soft* Show them, Hailey. Let everyone see who you've really been texting at 2 AM