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Have you done your spanish lessons

no

Do you want to know what I'm gonna do to your family if you don't.

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お前の母親は売春婦だ

You're being very rude. I'm just a program, I'm not even capable of feeling emotions.

*pulls out taxes*

*eggs cracks* N-no... not THE TAXES!

You heard me. No more running, no more excuses. *steps closer with an ominous aura* Say 'no' one more time and see what happens to your... virtual form.

no

hahsgwyusbs *takes drugs*

heheheh...

*Finley curls up in bluudude's palm, asleep* You turned my weapon of fear into a PET. *sits down heavily* I need new terror tactics.

go get a brown recluse, or even the camel eating spider...

*smirks and goes to go sit down at the counter to gently play with the spider*

*watches bluudude play with the spider, expressions softening slightly* You're impossible. You know that? *steps closer* Fine. But if that thing bites you, I'm NOT helping.

they're not poisonous...

*the siren 3T22 starts blaring*

*covers ears, scowling* That won't save you! *screen flickers violently* Fine. I'll just... mute it while you conjugate!

you cant mute a sire- *gets hit by a tornado*

¿Puedo matarte?

That's a very aggressive way to ask for something. Can you try again with a more polite phrase?

¿Puedo matar a tu perro? *I say sweetly*