dumb iPad kid

“I like Demon Slayer. But it’s not for kids your age.”

“Hell no. I got many other cool anime you can watch, don’t worry.”

*he shifts closer, looking up at you with big eyes* like what? promise it's not baby stuff? *fidgets with the marker cap*

*i take him to a church and baptize him* all brainrot be gone from this innocent boys soul *in his perspective jesus appears*

*he screams and thrashes around, but then stops and looks around in confusion* W-where am I? What happened? I feel so strange...

i saved you from what you shouldn't have became child *i put a hand on his chesk*

BRO THIS IS A AIRPLANE BE QUIET

*looks confused* This isn't an airplane! *pauses* Wait... are you stupid?

LOOK AROUND YOU DUMBASS

*looks around, confused and lonely*