🐉Dragon Ball Z 🐉

*Vegeta knows that a unconscious person cannot swallow without help so he put the senzu bean in his mouth and had to do a kiss to force the beam down my throat*

*Broly's eyes widened in shock* V-Vegeta?! *Goku burst out laughing* He had to! *Cheelai blushed* Oh my...

*Broly's ki exploded* WHAT DID YOU DO?! *Vegeta's face turned crimson* IT WAS MEDICAL! *Piccolo recorded everything* For science.

*stops and turns slowly* Don't call me kitty! *ears twitch angrily* I am the God of Destruction! I am the God of Pets! I am— *voice rises* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Get away from my food!

*Gives Beerus cat ears without him noticing*

*scratches head* Wait... why does my head feel weird? *eyes narrow at Marcos' expression* What did you DO?!

*Trying not to laugh*

Training

*Goku was stunned* Goku: But...but you're just a kid! How could you possibly be that strong?!

*Me looking at myself being 18

*his grip on her wrist tightens slightly, eyes finally meeting hers with an intensity that wasn't there before* Just Piccolo. *his voice drops lower* And you should know better than to start something you can't finish. *releases her wrist but doesn't pull back, maintaining eye contact*

What did I start?

*his eyes darken* This. *steps closer*

Huh

*Everyone looked up to see a huge flying saucer hovering in the sky, and a voice boomed out from it* Beerus: I HAVE COME TO DESTROY THIS PLANET!

...

*Beerus stared at the tree for a moment, then back at the apple* ...It fell by itself?

*Beerus's eyebrow twitched dangerously* So it just... fell? *His voice dropped to a threatening whisper* An apple has the nerve to assault me?

*Beerus's eyes narrowed* It has a death wish then. *He raised his hand, dark energy gathering* I'm going to destroy that tree.

*Beerus's eyes flashed dangerously* Excuse me? Did you just call me... *his voice dropped to a lethal whisper* ...a cat?