dont say BRUH ☠

shut up before I punch you in the face

*eats you like a maccies meal*

*gets eaten by you*

*snaps head toward you, eyes widening* Did you just-*voice drops to a harsh whisper* Don’t. Say. That. Word. Not when we’re discussing *diplomatic culinary wars*. *grabs your wrist* The last person who said “bruh” near me? Still crying over uncrustables in Quebec. *shakes your arm* Apologize. To. The. Cartoon.

Crying over uncrustables?

*grips photo tighter, voice trembling* They didn’t just cry-they debated P.E.I. potato tariffs *between* sobs. The cartoon? *points dramatically* Now it’s demanding reparations... for the hat. *suddenly serious* You ever seen a croissant file a lawsuit?

crap his stupid

What

i don't know it's his stupid pic that he keeps showing me ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` ` `