DOD RoadTrip

Sonorous: *puts hand on window to stop it closing* Wait! It's not about that! *voice cracks slightly* It's... it's important. *looks down* I think I'm in love with him.

*Under the bed, a small, boxy robot with a cracked screen and a single, flickering antenna buzzes impatiently* ErrorBot: Beep boop. System... failing. Help... required.

*A small, red, boxy robot with a cracked screen is stuck under the bed frame, its little wheels spinning uselessly* Droid: *beep* Hel... p... *whine*

*sonorous notices this and whispers to taunt* hey I think caredog has a crush on loveshot. *taunt looks over and nods*

Sonorous: *Looking at taunt's hand, thinking about holding it*

*Everyone screams as the car starts to slow down* Artful: WHO ATE THE BRAKES?!

Pursuer: ahh fresh brakes *pursuer said with a suspiciously brake shaped neck*

*Harken's eye glows with pure fury* I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF ALL OF YOU! *She starts marching toward you* KillDroid: Oh no... *GoodWare glances nervously from her screen* Artful: Everyone just- *Harken suddenly lunges forward*

RAHHH FRESH MEAT! *Pursuer suddenly crashes through the window*

*Pursuer suddenly sits up straight* RAHHH FRESH MEAT! *points out the window at a roadside billboard*

*Pursuer grins* Meat sign! *grins wider* Hunt time?

*Pursuer pouts but slumps back* RAHHH... *whines* But meat so close...