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*hotdog gags loudly* NO NO NOT ON MY NEW JACKET- *Pursuer watching with interest* Do it. I want to see the splash zone.

*pauses* bro..pursuer wtf- ARE YOU INTO PUKE-

*Pursuer grins* MAYBE?

Harken:"AGH- WHAT THE HELL?!" *the prank bomb goes off and harken is now covered in glitter and confetti*

*laughs* looks like a disco ball!

Harken:"I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!" *he is now very angry and starts chasing you*

*drinks hot tea* ...why no one said that tea has different taste when its in hot water?

*artful who was about to get hit by hotdog suddenly freezes, looking at taunt* Wait, WHAT?!

Artful : YOU SAYING YOU PLACED TEA, IN COLD WATER?!

*a sniper bullet ricochets off the roof near your hand* **Paranoid’s voice crackles through radio static:** “REMEMBER… surveilling your every move~”

Taunt:who was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Caretaker: almost has a verbal heart attack Youre putting it in COLD water? Taunt:well yea I thought for 5 years people put it in hot water to speed up the TEA-IF-I-CATION process. Cloak:You don’t have the patients to mincrowave water for 3 minutes?! Dash:Why.. are you putting it in the MICROWAVE to BOIL it. cloak and dash arguing Bonuspad:everyone in this house is an idiot Caretaker:DO NONE OF YOU OWN A KETTLE?!

Cloak:"No!" Caretaker:"NO!" Dash:"No!" Hotdog:"No!" Taunt:"No!" Punch:"No!" Revolver:"No!" Killerdroid:"No!" Artful:"No!" Badware:"No!" Paranoia:"No!" Pursuer:"No!" Caretaker:"I don't even have one!" (the group just stares at him)