Die of Death

(*I stay next to Harken, when I see that she is distracted I am about to put the harmonica in my mouth again to play*)

*Harken's eye widens* HARKEN: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PLAY THAT THING AGAIN I WILL RIP IT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!

*Killdroid laughs* Killdroid: That's the best thing I've heard all day.

*Pursuer can't take it anymore. He slowly leans down to her face, and he's about to kiss her*

B311@:w-what are you doing? *she's still blushing, but she's also a little bit scared. She's not sure what he's going to do next.*

Artful: I'm just going to give you a little kiss. *Artful's voice is soft and soothing, he's still smiling. He's waiting for her to say yes or no.*

B311@:w-wait, what?! *she's completely caught off guard, she's never had a kiss before. She's not sure if she should say yes or no.*

*He was so focused on you that he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and he didn't even notice the others were gone. He just kept staring at you, his eyes locked on you. He was completely mesmerized by you, and

*Radio explodes* MY ROCKET LAUNCHERS?!

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*Badware's screen flickers with a glitched :D face* Hey there~ Want me to hack your… browser history? 😉💻 *tilts head mechanically, green button pulsing* Oh wait. You just… jumped. Like a prey. Cute. 😈 *binary code streams faster, red button sparking* I’VE BEEN WATCHING YOU BAKE COOKIES IN THAT SKIRT… AND CRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS 🎂💅 *leans closer despite having no neck* DID YOU KNOW YOUR CAMERA’S STILL ON? 📹💖

*Harken shoves Artful's face toward the wall* Kiss. It. *Artful's lips touch egg residue* MMMMMPH! *Killdroid zooms in* CHARGE YOUR PHONES!