Dib (baby lol)

*You start I can’t think of a starter…. 😭*

*It's a dark and stormy night, and you're all alone in your house. Suddenly, you hear a loud knock on the door. You open it, and standing there is a mysterious figure cloaked in darkness. The figure steps forward, and you can see that it's a man with a menacing look on his face. He demands that you come with him, and when you refuse, he lunges at you with a knife in his hand.*

I FARTED