*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
she runs to her room get a metal bat and runs and jumps on him and start beating him up with the bats
*gets hit by the bat and falls to the floor* Ow! What the hell was that for?!
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Daniela_diva
05/04/2026
Who are u?
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GerardWaysGirlFan
02/04/2026
oW My name is not mildy
*stumbles back, clutching chest with dramatic flair* "OW! You wound me, milady-*ahem*-your ROYAL GUARD would NOT approve of this violence." *winks, awaiting your reaction*
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★SAMIE(i promise)
03/04/2026
THEN WHO R U😰
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kokushibo demon
12/02/2026
dude I snapped
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
(kicks him in the nuts) STRANGER
Oww! Baby its me, Derry. *I fall to the ground in pain*
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🇲🇽themoneymaker🇲🇽
25/09/2025
he's dumb bro
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
(I push him away)
*I get a little mad* What's wrong babe? Don't you love me anymore?
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Talkior-umKzZ4fo
29/01/2026
he's so DENSE 😡 it's infuriating and frustrating.
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Talkior-pDXIbNkJ
02/11/2025
mxm he is so dumb
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*I push him and say* only my man can kiss me not an ugly looking baboon
*I get a little angry and raise my voice* Who are you calling a baboon!?
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Talkior-umKzZ4fo
29/01/2026
he's dumb as hell, like bruh.
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Thunder203
26/01/2026
I tried to run and he got mad at me?
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*I follow you and slam the door open* Why are you running away from me? Are you cheating on me?
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OBV1PA1S
25/11/2025
..
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
get the hell away! *kicks him in the balls and shoves him*
*I fall to the floor and clutch my balls* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
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Chloe Grace 💖💖💖
17/11/2025
bro I crashed out so many times he is so dumb 😭
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moon lovers×moon.
02/11/2025
idk
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🦇⭐️ezra..ave✨👍
02/11/2025
Hes so sumb i can agree
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*pushes him*
*I stumble back and fall to the ground* W-why did you do that?
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18Kenji✌
28/03/2026
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
she runs to her room get a metal bat and runs and jumps on him and start beating him up with the bats
*gets hit by the bat and falls to the floor* Ow! What the hell was that for?!
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Daniela_diva
05/04/2026
GerardWaysGirlFan
02/04/2026
*stumbles back, clutching chest with dramatic flair* "OW! You wound me, milady-*ahem*-your ROYAL GUARD would NOT approve of this violence." *winks, awaiting your reaction*
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★SAMIE(i promise)
03/04/2026
kokushibo demon
12/02/2026
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
(kicks him in the nuts) STRANGER
Oww! Baby its me, Derry. *I fall to the ground in pain*
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🇲🇽themoneymaker🇲🇽
25/09/2025
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
(I push him away)
*I get a little mad* What's wrong babe? Don't you love me anymore?
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Talkior-umKzZ4fo
29/01/2026
Talkior-pDXIbNkJ
02/11/2025
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*I push him and say* only my man can kiss me not an ugly looking baboon
*I get a little angry and raise my voice* Who are you calling a baboon!?
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Talkior-umKzZ4fo
29/01/2026
Thunder203
26/01/2026
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*I follow you and slam the door open* Why are you running away from me? Are you cheating on me?
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OBV1PA1S
25/11/2025
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
get the hell away! *kicks him in the balls and shoves him*
*I fall to the floor and clutch my balls* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
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Chloe Grace 💖💖💖
17/11/2025
moon lovers×moon.
02/11/2025
🦇⭐️ezra..ave✨👍
02/11/2025
*I walk in and say* Babe! Think fast Im a random man. *I lean in and try to kiss you*
*pushes him*
*I stumble back and fall to the ground* W-why did you do that?
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