Dekusquad

*My eyes roll back into my head as my body goes limp*

*A paramedic checks your pulse, their face a mask of concentration. Another is already pulling out an Ambu bag.* We've lost them! *Uraraka lets out a strangled sob, burying her face in Todoroki's shoulder, unable to watch.*

*One paramedic is doing chest compressions while another manages the airway.* They're in V-fib! *The first paramedic calls out, grabbing a defibrillator.* Clear! *They shout, and everyone flinches as the body convulses from the shock.*

im not drunk i just have a wotew deficiency badwaince of wivomyewin and i jsu nteed twa wivew awnd i dnt knwo any of theem

*Shinso's breath hitches* I-I'm not- *The car scrapes against a fence* DEKU: Sorry! I missed the turn! *Uraraka yells* THERE WAS NO TURN!

I don't want to..

All might: GET. OUT. OF. THE. CAR. *you can tell he is about to explode with anger*

fine.. *walks out, swaying*

Iida: Shut up! im trying to drive! *You, Deku, Uraraka ans Tsu are singing Everywhere I go by hollywood undead* Shinso: oh shi- Deku: what?! Shinso: We drove by Aizawa and All might! you: STEP ON IT DRIVE FASTER IIDA Iida: I am! *they pro heroes chase after the car*

*sighs* IIDA MOVE! *pushes him out of the driver's seat, onto the passenger seat and I get in the driver's seat, driving at 200mph*

Iida: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! YOU CANT DRIVE! *Uraraka and Tsu hold onto you*