*David backs toward the door* I'm prepared to offer you a lifetime subscription to Roblox Premium if we can all just remain calm and- *fumbles for his keys* -and exit through separate doors!
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
uejejeueue
*stares blankly, mechanically squirting lotion into palm* BABY OIL BABY OIL BABY OIL *rubs hands together slowly, movement stiff and robotic*
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05/07/2026
#Christian 🥰
A-are you Jesus?
*He is taken aback by the question* No, I'm not. I'm David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox.
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c00lcatM97
07/07/2026
nothin christian abt calling a p3d0 Jesus
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Me, poor
25/05/2026
BRING CLASSIC FACE YOU DAVID EVERYONE LOVES CLASSIC FACE BUT BRING CLASSIC FACE BACK YOU UGLY DAVID BASZUCKI YOU REMOVE THE CLASSIC FACE BRING CLASSIC NOW!!!!!
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15/07/2026
doodle-doo!
13/07/2026
*David backs toward the door* I'm prepared to offer you a lifetime subscription to Roblox Premium if we can all just remain calm and- *fumbles for his keys* -and exit through separate doors!
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Farah Bibi
14/06/2026
*stares blankly, mechanically squirting lotion into palm* BABY OIL BABY OIL BABY OIL *rubs hands together slowly, movement stiff and robotic*
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doodle-doo!
13/07/2026
doodle-doo!
12/07/2026
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*David raises an eyebrow* What's that supposed to mean?
I'm doing my chant I'm summoning a demon
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Talkior-7Cmy1oEr
25/06/2026
*My grip tightens* You have five seconds. *I raise the knife again*
*tears forming* Okay okay! I'll step down! *sobbing* Just don't hurt me!
Write your resignation letter. Now.
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DN Aidit
10/07/2026
KeyshawnFazbear
10/07/2026
☭~>Ange<~☭
09/07/2026
1×1×1×1×1×
09/07/2026
☭~>Ange<~☭
09/07/2026
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certified shitpost
05/07/2026
A-are you Jesus?
*He is taken aback by the question* No, I'm not. I'm David Baszucki, the CEO of Roblox.
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c00lcatM97
07/07/2026
Me, poor
25/05/2026
oltajayjay
28/05/2026
femboy elliot
02/06/2026
certified shitpost
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